The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,552
    Pssst Mr Abramovic... Stick a bullet in Putin's head and you can have it all back.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Heil Putin
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hands up if you want a UK or Swiss residency
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,407
    edited March 2022
    Roman leaves the club, but bemused as to why the UK government had not taken the charitable donation to prolong Andrei Shevchenko's career into account.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,843
    "Don't worry, you're still better than Wolves"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,156
    Where is the hand of God?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Did someone mention sporting integrity? Who me?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,407
    Already had a season ticket.

    Can still go and watch Chelsea.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    You’re not blinging anymore

    (Pinched shamelessly from the metro)
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    Going to call this to maintain the integrity of the caption competition.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    Stevo_666 said:

    As Chelsea faces an uncertain future with no transfer funds and little hope of trophies, football fans begin to wonder how long government sanctions have been in place at Tottenham and Arsenal.

    Has to be this, @Stevo_666

    Enjoy the victory.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,278
    Ooh, half incher wins!

    Ahem



    Now, who posted first I wonder?
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    I stick with it on the basis that it's apt if it's won using stolen material.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,843
    kingstongraham said:

    I stick with it on the basis that it's apt if it's won using stolen material.

    Cheers KG, I'd hesitate for calling myself a kleptocrat for rehashing something off one of my Whatsapp groups. Will sort something tonight when I can google (un)suitable stuff without being collared by IT.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,843
    Have a crack at this one:

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,755
    Putin's reminded he's skating on thin ice.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I smell fish, it must be the starter.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,552
    Despite a triple dose of Viagra, Putin sill couldn't muster a wigwam.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    After winning Ukraine's Strictly Come Dancing, Zelensky is really taking the p!ss with a tilt at Russia's Dancing on Ice.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,278
    "Vlad, just like your military ambitions, your table decorations are a bit over the top."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,755
    That's the trouble with a big table, it makes you look even smaller.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,552
    edited March 2022
    Meanwhile, Putin stares into the abyss of defeat.
    Well, a hairy crevasse but that gives me no poetic license.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    When did you lose Netflix Vlad?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,755
    Putin gets help waxing his surfboard.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,843
    Last orders please gentlemen - will call this one tomorrow.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,552
    Vlad wonders anxiously when the captions for this pic will be judged.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,843
    Patience now Mr. P. I'm giving it to masjer for this one:
    masjer said:

    Putin's reminded he's skating on thin ice.

    All yours Mr. M...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,755
    Thanks. Right, onto the dreaded picture hunt.......................
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,755
    This might be a toughy.


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,843
    The search goes on for therapists who can treat traumatised bus stop signs.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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