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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,101
    sungod said:

    Wheelspinner said:

    @pinno Fail. Had this pic before…

    ^^^this
    .......

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,101
    Okay, just to make everybody happy:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Johnson's stylist makes an appearance.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,142
    surprise high colonic scrubbing fails to clean up johnson's behaviour
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    Spaffer continues to brush away all allegations of sleaze, corruption and general twattery.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,771
    "Whether I have or have not ever met Mr Broom is, as you know, a matter for Sue Gray to decide."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,654
    Labour voter accosts Boris on the street.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Johnson's latest scrubber.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    "Is that a party?"
    "No, it's a brush, Mr johnson."
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Your going to need a bigger brush
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I hear you’re looking for another job?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    "First wee laddie for a palfrey. Hit!"
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    edited January 2022
    Brexiteers take to the streets in celebration as imperial yard brushes return to Britain.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,654
    Lib Dems triumphantly take Boris to get the 'Wicker Man' treatment for partying while they all hid behind their sofas.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,101
    kingstongraham said:

    "Whether I have or have not ever met Mr Broom is, as you know, a matter for Sue Gray to decide."

    This has run it's course and I hand the baton to this weeks best of the worst @kingstongraham.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,654
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,771

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,142
    johnson denies sulking when faced with detention after being caught without a mask
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    "B-b-b-pwfaw, this cannot be a work meeting, there's no booze and no cake. Humph."
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,142
    johnson misinterprets met's party invitation
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    edited January 2022
    " We told you 3 times her name is Dame Cressida D1ck, and you called her Dame Fondle aCock! "
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,716
    edited January 2022
    When questioned in custody about breaking indoor mask wearing rules, Johnson stated, "I have never broken any rules."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,654
    '***king hell, not another caption comp about me'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited January 2022
    I’m wearing a mask, what are you on talking about.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    “Life stinks! I wanted to go back to Peppa Pig World, not Pig World.”
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,654
    Boris' latest surprise party didn't go with a bang.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,142
    kingstongraham said:


    musical chairs loser refuses to step aside
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,654
    'Boo hoo . My majority is down to 70.'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    "Look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes... you're under.

    You are not going to invade Ukraine"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 7,928
    Tea? Look, I'm not talking until you bring out the wine and cheese.

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