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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    A well known Uk based Russian oligarch goes incognito with impending sanctions coming his way….
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited February 2022
    the press had as much trouble finding Lakaku as his Chelsea team mates did when they played Crystal Palace
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    edited February 2022
    Basic Instinct remake confirmed by leaked pre-CGI production shots.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    pinno said:


    Calvin Klein Skank for men. For the man that can't be @rsed.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,099
    Since working from home, Stevo has let himself go a bit.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited February 2022
    Roman is wondering where it all went wrong….
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,099
    Methinks this has run it's course. @masjer wins with this one:
    masjer said:


    Calvin Klein Skank for men. For the man that can't be @rsed.



    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Cheers pinno. I'm on the pic hunt, watch this space.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    I think the internet is running out of pictures. Anyway try this.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    Up film fan goes up up and away.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,099
    Sungod get's fed up of nippy, windy, brr, gmc, punters of gmc and flies off to Mallorca.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,099
    Hoppy didn't believe his son was getting high legitimately until he sent this pic for his dad.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Exports of Russian gas continue, despite sanctions.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    Cake Stop hot air finally put to good use.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,140
    party finally gets rid of johnson
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    What’s left of the Ukrainian airforce performs a fly past.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    Test run for Spaffer's 'Levelling Up' programme takes place on a sunny day.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    Vladimir told that he can let go of the balloons whenever he likes.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    onlookers are determined to get a phone picture before the poor man falls to his death
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    And that is why
    masjer said:

    I think the internet is running out of pictures. Anyway try this.


    Bikeradar waves goodbye to another poster it can ill afford to lose.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,099
    Shall I pop them now or should I pop them when he's half way across the channel?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Balloon seller regrets joining Weight Watchers.
    Sorry, a sneaky one there.
    Anyway, it's last orders, and I'll judge tonight.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    Russian tank driver disappointed after he asked the locals for gas.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    It's that time again and we have a winner @ballysmate

    And that is why
    Bikeradar waves goodbye to another poster it can ill afford to lose.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Winner? Fcuk me, I wish I'd never entered now.

    Anyway, couldn't find any pics of Boris, so here goes.


  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    🤔 Are you in my Friday volunteer workgroup with a hidden camera?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    Cake Stopper gets tooled up and ready to join the fight in Ukraine.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Helmet - check
    Bib shorts - check
    Tats - check
    Weird facial hair - check.

    Yup, definitely Bradley Wiggins.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    If he gives you wood, seek help.