The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,295
    Loop the loop by a Red Arrow pilot causes concern..
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,295
    Pinno's pop up shop becomes wig supplier to the royals by appointment.

    ***Great deals on 'The Prince William'*** Hurry whilst stocks last
    ***Prices slashed on the Prince Andrew range - buy 1, get 50 free***
    ***'Ginger twinge' available through prior approval by a certified psychologist***
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,295
    Fijian fire breather becomes public enemy number 1 after display goes wrong.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,295
    Sungod's tub glue mysteriously finds it's way into Buckingham palace's hat dept..
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,295
    Queen tries contemporary rain mitigation in light of climate change.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,295
    VN's Thursday flatulence ignites causing follicle realignment across the capital.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,136
    Shocking images show that Charles has been secretly in charge for decades.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,651
    A burst of creativity rocks the caption competition. This @pinno is on fire!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,344


    Tom Cruise pictured being fitted with his latest rubber mask disguise during production of 'Mission Impossible 95'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,113
    Quaid couldn't even be bothered with a full wig in the new Total Recall remake.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Charlie Cairoli was able to afford a dresser in the later years of his career.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,334
    queen replaced by android years ago, ensuring charles will never be king
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,136
    BBC announces Barry Humphries as the new host of Strictly.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,651
    Tough to call. We had a good spread, from androids to Red Arrows through to clowns and Tom Cruise.
    I’m going full conspiracy theory with this and exposing the Lizards once and for all.
    orraloon said:

    Look Boss, you need to complete the Brenda disguise else David Icke will be proved correct.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,344
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Ooh, thank you masjer. I'll be back...
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    And back.

    Did think about posting this pic from my recent time travel jaunt to dUK in 2024





    but too sad. So instead how about another go at our favourite liar




  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,136
    I think I'm going to release all restrictions.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,651
    "Here's my little johnson. If you get a little closer, he'll wink at you."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,295
    "That's less of a balls up than your premiership Boris".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,651
    "Carrie, keep blowing on it. It's helping to hold my trousers up."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "you do the hokey kokey and you turn around...."


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,113
    "I think I done a little wee wee, what do I do? nanny normally helps me"
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,334
    i say carrie, is that custard or has mogg dribbled again?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,651
    Johnson regrets his lack of belt and braces leadership style.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,344
    Carrie inspects Boris' trouser tent after he gets excited at the news that he is subject of the BB caption comp for the 587th time.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo_666 said:

    Carrie inspects Boris' trouser tent after he gets excited at the news that he is subject of the BB caption comp for the 587th time.

    Yep, it's hard to credit he's still so popular on here.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    You see this, Carrie? I'm gonna f*ck you as hard as I f*cked those Remainers. I'll make you squeal like those Cakestoppers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,344
    edited February 2022
    ballysmate said:

    You see this, Carrie? I'm gonna f*ck you as hard as I f*cked those Remainers. I'll make you squeal like those Cakestoppers.

    I can't out my finger on why, but I just have a feeling that neither of us will win this one :smiley:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo_666 said:

    ballysmate said:

    You see this, Carrie? I'm gonna f*ck you as hard as I f*cked those Remainers. I'll make you squeal like those Cakestoppers.

    I can't out my finger on why, but I just have a feeling that neither of us will win this one :smiley:
    Will remain one of life's mysteries.

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