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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    orraloon said:

    🤔 Are you in my Friday volunteer workgroup with a hidden camera?

    Took it from your family album

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Strange feller.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    MF complains about the standard of hardware supplied to UK armed forces.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,126
    Power tool makers' calendars move into the modern age.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    ballysmate said:

    orraloon said:

    🤔 Are you in my Friday volunteer workgroup with a hidden camera?

    Took it from your family album

    Oi. You keep my mum outta this pal.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,141
    Blame Wiggle.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,307
    Moments later, Lee Roy became a lady boy complete with a gash.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,307
    After a long selection process, Putin's future assassin was found.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    Getting ready for some 'chainsaw action' in deepest Shropshire.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    The H&S course had gone on and on about the dangers of being a lumberjack. But nobody told him about the chafing.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    ballysmate said:




    Cutting comedian, Frankie Boyle, wins lumberjock of the year competition.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    Hipster remake of 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' not as scary as the original
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    A possible reason that a rival to Putin didn't do well in Russian elections.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    kingstongraham said:

    Power tool makers' calendars move into the modern age.

    As the well of inspiration provided by 'Loons's mum seems to have run dry, I hand the baton on to KG for reminding me of the calendars that used to adorn many a workshop.

    Serves him right for entering. :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    Nobody tagged @kingstongraham ?
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    PM was sent
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,126
    Sorry, I forgot. Will look for something now.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,126

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,141
    "Taxi"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "No no Stevo, stop waving it about, I don't need to see that."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Chelsea 4---- sale 2?
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,141
    Spotted waving to fans from the balcony of the Ecuadorian embassy.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,126
    First.Aspect said:

    "Taxi"

    He can't afford one.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Wrap up warm, your assets are going to get frozen.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    "And on that bombshell, goodnight!"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    As Chelsea faces an uncertain future with no transfer funds and little hope of trophies, football fans begin to wonder how long government sanctions have been in place at Tottenham and Arsenal.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    So long, and thanks for all the trophies...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    He trips, fouls, tries to defend, and now starts dribbling in the corner! They think it’s all over, it is now.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,307
    Meanwhile Tuchel breathes a huge sigh of relief now that there is a faint chance he might keep his job a bit longer than usual.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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