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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,142
    Only Africa's wealthiest take part in the sport of elephant polo.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Golf-er seeks hole in one.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,307
    Err. sorry mate - I am sure we've had this one.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Sorry folks, I'll repost. Nice first 2 captions too.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Round two.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    VAdeR review Pinno's penalty claim for repetition.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,142
    Nice helmet.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris and Andrew try to avoid drawing further attention to themselves
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Is that a light sabre in your hand or are you pleased to see me?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "Wrrrooouuuooww owuuuroe, gooorrhe!"

    "What?"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,126
    capt_slog said:

    "Wrrrooouuuooww owuuuroe, gooorrhe!"

    "What?"

    "Got a hair stuck in my zip."
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,142
    edited January 2022
    Covert photo leaked from inside no. 10 conclusively shows Boris's Johnson attended the party.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,307
    When I said 'meet me on the dark side Chewy', I didn't mean cubicle 4.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "Wrrrooouuuooww owuuuroe, gooorrhe!"

    "What was that Mr Vada?"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "Chewy, that one is a Storm Trooper"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,338
    every time darth went in to use the machine, that damn wookiee was there
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    We have a winner.
    pinno said:

    When I said 'meet me on the dark side Chewy', I didn't mean cubicle 4.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,307
    Cheers Masjer.
    Back after Roti and Chicken Korma (home made of course) and i'll have sufficient quantity of Guinness in me to find the right pic...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,307
    Without further ado:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,142
    Harold Shipman found alive and well near Chelmsford.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Life's been hard for prince Andrew since losing everything, but he's found some solace with new teen love.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,692
    @pinno Fail. Had this pic before…
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    "Look how young my girlfriend is" said Pinno.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Correctamundo WS.

    Meanwhile: S666 enjoys a cider outside his ManCave with new neighbour.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,307
    Wheelspinner said:

    @pinno Fail. Had this pic before…

    ?

    Oh well...

    Do I let it roll or do I find another pic?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,126
    Quizzical teddy bear found on man's chest.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    pinno said:

    Without further ado:


    Giselle Maxwell hasn't always catered for the rich and famous. Here's a pic of her first client.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Confusion over the new `Six Pack Diet`, leaves many enjoying it, but not seeing results.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,142
    Rogaine packaging has been criticised for looking too much like shower gel.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,338
    Wheelspinner said:

    @pinno Fail. Had this pic before…

    ^^^this
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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