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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    You’re hung like a Camilla
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    orraloon said:

    Like father, like son?

    Oh yeah, they're brothers. Doh! in a Homer S stylee. IGMC and FRO.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Charlie, where’s Andy? We’re off to the under 16 disco
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    "My word, you've tattooed the whole of the Haka on it"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Sweet as Bro, that's made me break out in a proper sweat.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,382
    That's the biggest c*** I've seen in NZ since I met Jacinda.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    And we have a winner with:
    sungod said:

    oh, i say, you could have one's eye out with that

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    hurrah

    quick and dirty, but enough about his habits

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Giant rabbit stalks giant orange vegetable.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,382
    Bunny girl goes where no bunny girl has gone before.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,158
    Donnie Darko.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Trump arrives by Hare Force One
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    Trump disappointed when the fluffer he requested arrives.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,140
    God makes controversial new appointment to the post of archangel.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited January 2022
    Trump unveils a more malleable Vice President running mate.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Me Too rabbit claims Trump grabbed her by the hutch.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    FFS, I asked for a HAIR transplant
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,382
    You know when you've been Tango'd
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    edited January 2022
    Butterfly effect. One beat of his wings, and it all turns to sh1tt.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    Hop-timus Prime.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd president?
    One is a fit bunny and the other’s a bit funny.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    Hair today, gone tomorrow.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Breaking story on Fox News: A rare silver fox has been spotted behind a lump of dead wood.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    See, proof you lot are all conspiracy addicts. He ain't no reptilian elite overlord, he's just a cuddly bunny.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Our reptilian overlord puts on a vibrant mating display.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Trump demonstrates the fancy dress that he wore to the 'we didn't have a party' at Downing Street last May.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,158
    Still on the run from the FBI, QAnon shaman believed to have changed his appearance.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,140
    Why is there a ridiculous cartoonish figure on the white house balcony? And why is he stood in front of the easter bunny?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    masjer said:

    Giant rabbit stalks giant orange vegetable.

    the first and the best

    over to you
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Thanks sungod. Now see what you can do with this....................

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