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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,382
    "Let me in, I come bearing gifts for anyone anyone who can't be arsed to work" said Jeremy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    Sorry Buddy, just making sure you ain't got G Maxwell under that outfit.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    longy said:


    "Warning, If I have to remove this belt, there'll be Yule log all over this floor."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Camera captures the moment seconds before the `birth` of the Xmas Xenomorph.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    Sun God shows signs of too much bubbly and mince pies prior to being vetted for his very charitable annual Santa work*.

    *On behalf of the little known Friends of the Regents Park and Primrose Hill impoverished children fund.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    This year's festive coke ad, "Coke -You Can't Beat the Feeling", gets Santa busted for dealing snow.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    The kind policeman lines up his shot at Santa's ganglion cyst.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    "No, due to climate change there'll be no white Christmas again this year, just rain dear."
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    no, i'm not drunk, i'm telling you the gap was this wide, easily room to get the sleigh through
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,140
    Dyson unveil new handheld vacuum cleaner specialising in removing soot and reindeer hair.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Santa fails to account for time dilation in his near light speed sleigh, leaving children with no presents for 100 years.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    masjer said:

    "No, due to climate change there'll be no white Christmas again this year, just rain dear."

    Christmas cracker joke, Boom boom.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Bradley Wiggins checked for any `packages` before he goes mano a mano with Ugo.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Quick get me some safety glasses, Santa's buttons are straining
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,382
    Security staff at Roy Chubby Brown's comeback gig wrongly suspect him of smuggling.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Angel of the Far North sculpture, smaller than expected.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    As demand for brake cleaner reaches an all time high, even Santa gets searched.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Don't, you'll make me squeal with laughter.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,158
    Customs agents at Charles de Gaul successfully foil attempt to smuggle an English elf into the country.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    the hunt for longy, absent since 22nd, continues, as santa denies cannibalism, the fate of the caption competition is uncertain
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    St Nick doing a long stretch inside after this year’s spate of breaking and entering.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,382
    I've PM'd Longy - if he doesn't appear by tomorrow then I reckon the last winner (KG) should call it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,140
    masjer said:

    The world's longest arm Santa competition finds a deserving winner.

    In the absence of an official adjudication, it has fallen upon me to perform the ceremonial duty.

    @masjer definitely deserves it for persistence.

    Close run thing, but the first entry was the best. Over to you!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Cheers kingstongraham. Try, try and try again- it worked!

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    oh, i say, you could have one's eye out with that
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    I think I’m going to need more leaves to cover that
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Yes, quite, every qualification to be my new valet.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Like father, like son?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,382
    For some reason you remind me of my brother Andrew.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,158
    edited January 2022
    "Do you mind lifting it up so I can see the rest of the design?"

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