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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    Fantastic new trade deal means GB news now on tap in North Korea
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    A close call but we have a winner. First.Aspect
    First.Aspect said:

    After his recent liposuction, Kim Yong Un generously donates to the People's Food Processing Plant.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,161
    Why thank you sir. I would have chosen me as well....
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,161

  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Something fishy going on
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    edited December 2021
    "Smells of m1nge round here"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Sturgeon supporters arrive in Glasgow for indyref2
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    Lord Frost's negotiating team revealed.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Omicron variant displays complex symptoms as many left swimmy headed and green around the gills.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    government denies it is floundering
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    After recent protests, the term "white fish" is now banned. "Brown crab" and "Brown Trout" are under review, but "Rainbow Trout" has been praised.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "Strewth Fishos, I need to chuck a yewy, I've just pixxed myself"
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    Government denies that untreated sewage released into the sea has affected marine life.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Lib Dem MPs try ever more desperate tactics to get recognised by the public.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    After `The Fly` incident, teleportation scientists accused of being careless once more.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Gareth Malone's latest 'choir' looks like it will be a challenge.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Fukushima fish claim asylum.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll empty an ocean.
  • First.Aspect
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    I'll call this at some point over the weekend. Last call for any fish puns.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648

    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Kylie Minnow, Ray Davies and Fergal Sharky start impromptu concert. Skate Bush And Shirley Bassey join later. Seal and Gurnard Manning cause bloodbath.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Codplay performing A head full of Bream(s)
  • capt_slog
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    "Whennnnn, thhhhe moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,161
    kingstongraham said:

    Lord Frost's negotiating team revealed.

    Well done with this one KG. You are the winner.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    Thanks!
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    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,161
    That's not a hearse.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Rebellious backbench Tory horse refuses to wear a mask.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    An anxious time for Barack Obama when he takes Dobbin to the horse dentist.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    "Why, Mister Ed, you say I'm in A stable condition, and it's just a bad case of the trots".

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