The return of...Caption Competition

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    "Bloody hell! It's normally only ping pong balls that get shot out"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    It's now understood
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
    if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck
    if a woodchuck would chuck wood.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,692
    capt_slog said:

    Anti-vaxxers get nervous when "darting" is introduced.

    Winner! It's a very worthy idea too.


    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    edited November 2021
    Gosh, thanks.

    I'll get on with it before people start telling me to get on with it. :)






    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    "Please never tell Cameron about this place."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Johnson unveils new transport links for northern powerhouse.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Headwear funfair
    Unfair social care
    Business despair
    At PM nightmare.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Spaffer relaxes as he finds his best match level of entertainment.
  • longy
    longy Posts: 74
    See, I do know how to use a condom.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,161
    Boris is finally behind bars.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "What am I doing? I'm rehearsing my speech to the CBI. It'll be great, pfwaw."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    This little piggy left the single market
    This little piggy strayed from home
    This little piggy had most grief
    This little piggy should've gone
    And this little piggy went we U-turn all the way home.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648

    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "What am I doing? Well, I'd much rather people talked about Peppa Pig than sleaze, corruption and americanisation of the NHS."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Boris thrilled to get into the Guinness Book Of Records for being the subject of the most caption comps ever.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    Boris don't you think that footage of you on an actual physical merry go round is a little on the nose, even for your fans?
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    what kind of idiot voted for this
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Ham-fisted Johnson for the chop as government found with snouts in the trough.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    This seems to have run its course, so I'll call it.

    @masjer wins, with

    This little piggy left the single market
    This little piggy strayed from home
    This little piggy had most grief
    This little piggy should've gone
    And this little piggy went we U-turn all the way home.

    But he had some good ideas in his other captions, too.

    The main problem might be getting masjer to put up the next picture, because I can't send him a PM as his profile is set to 'private'



    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Thanks capt slog.

    I'm onto the pic search.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655


    Good luck!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Kim Jong Un explores new slime loaded missile.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,161
    After his recent liposuction, Kim Yong Un generously donates to the People's Food Processing Plant.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    masjer said:



    Good luck!

    Kim Jong Un liposuction photos released.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    kim delighted by cake mixture, malnourished worker wonders if he will be allowed to lick the spoon
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,161
    Kim Yong Un has always enjoyed visiting his uncle.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    The Dear Leader watches socialist policies being produced hot off the press.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    As the World wonders why they haven't heard from Donald Trump recently...


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Inclusive remake of 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' gets North Korean actor to play Augustus Gloop.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "Go on, I dare you, go on, ram his head in there."

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