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  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,600
    That's not just a shart, it's an M&S shart.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,793
    '**** me, is that an 80 seat majority we have?'

    :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited 31 August
    My name is Michael G oh oh oh oh ve.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    ah I see you found the damp patch Michael,
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 17,774
    Had forgotten about this - any more?
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    Is it true you’re replacing Williamson at Education?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,793
    Disney increases its movie reboots and remakes with it's latest offering, 'The Invisible Cake Stopper'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 17,774
    edited 3 September
    elbowloh said:

    Gove now has an inkling of what happened in that period when he blacked out after someone spiked his drink in da club.

    Here's our winner - well done @elbowloh

    I think he may have spiked his own drink though.
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Cheers KG


    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,959
    "No, I WILL get me my double cheeseburger."
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,600
    Madness decide to make a come-back


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,777
    johnson's blustering blether blows believers backwards
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,425
    If I [email protected] now, the wind will carry the smell away.
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,425
    Even a couple of blocks away, Hank and Clyde knew they had missed the start of Donald's speech at the MAGA event when they encountered the blast of hot air.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,793
    Two hopefuls in the national farting contest realise they've just lost out on the top spot.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    The only way these two fat feckers will get blown today
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 17,774
    Leaders in the hurricane Ida marathon have just passed a drinks station.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,049
    Record temperatures recorded in Scotland’s summer
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,793
    As hard as they tried, Barry and Ken couldn't get close to the platform where Greta was giving her climate change speech.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,721
    "Dang Leroy; we sure done good with that good 'ole Merican burgers, chips and cola diet else we'd be blown away"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,721
    Customers leave Pinno's pop up soup shop delighted after a steaming bowl of 'Buy a Hurricane'. Made with cabbage, sprouts and artichoke.

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Coat shops in Newcastle are still waiting for their first ever sale.
  • "If I can just get this to the recycling bin, climate change will be sorted"
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,206
    elbowloh said:

    Cheers KG


    Paralympic cup walking T1 fat [email protected] class in gold medal sprint.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,793
    Weather on the latest ultra race gets the better of TLW and Thistle.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,078
    It's been ages, so i call this one soon.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,078

    Coat shops in Newcastle are still waiting for their first ever sale.

    Winner winner chicken dinner.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • Stevo was robbed.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,793

    Stevo was robbed.

    Cheers KG. The winner can delegate ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • I'm sure I saw a worthy Boris pic where he'd been in the dressing up box again this week.
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