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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    That's not just a shart, it's an M&S shart.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,920
    '**** me, is that an 80 seat majority we have?'

    :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited August 2021
    My name is Michael G oh oh oh oh ve.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    ah I see you found the damp patch Michael,
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,272
    Had forgotten about this - any more?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Is it true you’re replacing Williamson at Education?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,920
    Disney increases its movie reboots and remakes with it's latest offering, 'The Invisible Cake Stopper'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,272
    edited September 2021
    elbowloh said:

    Gove now has an inkling of what happened in that period when he blacked out after someone spiked his drink in da club.

    Here's our winner - well done @elbowloh

    I think he may have spiked his own drink though.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Cheers KG


    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    "No, I WILL get me my double cheeseburger."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Madness decide to make a come-back


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,494
    johnson's blustering blether blows believers backwards
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,442
    If I f@rt now, the wind will carry the smell away.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,442
    Even a couple of blocks away, Hank and Clyde knew they had missed the start of Donald's speech at the MAGA event when they encountered the blast of hot air.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,920
    Two hopefuls in the national farting contest realise they've just lost out on the top spot.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The only way these two fat feckers will get blown today
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,272
    Leaders in the hurricane Ida marathon have just passed a drinks station.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Record temperatures recorded in Scotland’s summer
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,920
    As hard as they tried, Barry and Ken couldn't get close to the platform where Greta was giving her climate change speech.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,605
    "Dang Leroy; we sure done good with that good 'ole Merican burgers, chips and cola diet else we'd be blown away"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,605
    Customers leave Pinno's pop up soup shop delighted after a steaming bowl of 'Buy a Hurricane'. Made with cabbage, sprouts and artichoke.

    ***Specials available every day. Download the App and never miss out***
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,272
    Coat shops in Newcastle are still waiting for their first ever sale.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,272
    "If I can just get this to the recycling bin, climate change will be sorted"
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,777
    elbowloh said:

    Cheers KG


    Paralympic cup walking T1 fat b@stard class in gold medal sprint.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,920
    Weather on the latest ultra race gets the better of TLW and Thistle.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    It's been ages, so i call this one soon.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    kingstongraham said:

    Coat shops in Newcastle are still waiting for their first ever sale.

    Winner winner chicken dinner.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,272
    Stevo was robbed.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,920
    kingstongraham said:

    Stevo was robbed.

    Cheers KG. The winner can delegate ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,272
    I'm sure I saw a worthy Boris pic where he'd been in the dressing up box again this week.

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