The return of...Caption Competition
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Hey vlad whose funeral is it?
I don’t know, I haven’t decided yet.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Don’t you just love these inept one term US Presidents?“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Long enough, I think.0
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Made me laugh, @Stevo_666 - so it's a winner.Stevo_666 said:"Angela, I respect you deeply but I am about to do something unpleasant to your gas pipeline."
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Why are we waiting0
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Cheers KG, I'll be back in a bit...kingstongraham said:
Made me laugh, @Stevo_666 - so it's a winner.Stevo_666 said:"Angela, I respect you deeply but I am about to do something unpleasant to your gas pipeline."
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Have a crack at this one:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Golden pooches at the golden arches0
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We hear you have run out of chicken, wanna buy some prime cuts of cat?0
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"Is it me Rex or is there nothing to see here to pass comment on?"
"Nah you're right enough Rover, let's head over to Spaffer's place and cr4p on his doorstep."0 -
Need a McMuffin, feeling as woof as hell0
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Just eat’s Philippines dog tartare with free delivery.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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After an ironic change of policy, McDonald's is under fire for not serving dog food.0
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"Due to your supply chain issues, I and my associate would like to offer you an alternative source for the dogshit you usually serve."1
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Milkshakes back on the menu using the emergency back up milk supply.0
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She’s a six pinter that you won’t regret0
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Shock for the management when two dogs think they've found glory holes.
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
2 dogs 1 cup.0
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Last orders lads - will call this one tomorrow."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Looks like no more attempts forthcoming so it goes back to KG with this one that did make me laugh:
All yours KG...kingstongraham said:"Due to your supply chain issues, I and my associate would like to offer you an alternative source for the dogshit you usually serve."
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Cheers Stevo.0
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It has to be him, doesn't it?
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Ooohhhhh I forgot I was funked by Boris0
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I really don't recall when my ar3sole got hurt, but he has been pretty quiet since the weekend.0
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gove finally realises what brexit meansmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0
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That moment you realise you are Gove0
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Just thought, maybe he's worked out what the Spanish inquisition were on about.0
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"Oh fxxk, I've left my 'Free To Do Whatever Boxxox I Want' Toryboi pass in thon Aberdeen nightclub"0
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Michael realises that he needs to check next time there isn't a LibDem behind him before he tries to sit down."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]1
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Gove now has an inkling of what happened in that period when he blacked out after someone spiked his drink in da club.0
