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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    @kingstongraham ...
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,269
    Route 1.


  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,216
    The government have had to take the unprecedented move of lowering the minimum IQ level of drivers
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Spaffer fails another test.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    First migrant HGV driver back to help out with the fuel crisis.




    (born in the US if you didn't know).
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    It's easy, even an idiot an drive one of these.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,494
    johnson triggers panic by giving his word that there are no supply chain issues
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    erm, was I supposed to blow the bloody door off?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    My other car is a big red bus.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    "How the fxxx did I get this high up?"
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    Remake of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang canned after nobody believed any child in their right mind would follow the child catcher.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,439
    edited September 2021
    Is it okay to do a U-turn?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,920
    "Now then lefties, imagine 80 seats like this. That's how big our majority is"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    Excuse me, I'm looking for directions for my party. Do you have a recent copy of the Telegraph?
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,269
    edited September 2021
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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    edited September 2021
    "Oh you wanted an articulate leader. I thought you said... never mind..."
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,605
    'Next stop - Pinno's pop up HGV recruitment agency'

    ****Hiring drivers now. Guaranteed (by the government) £55k per annum neg., 9 months holiday plus 10 places upwards on the housing list****
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    If you want a ride, it's a$$ or gas.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris and Katie Price driving, what could go wrong?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Where’s the horn? I love honking my own horn.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The biggest menace on British roads since Peter Sutcliffe arrives.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,269
    First.Aspect said:

    Is it okay to do a U-turn?

    I'd forgotten about this - here's the winner. @First.Aspect
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,439
    kingstongraham said:

    First.Aspect said:

    Is it okay to do a U-turn?

    I'd forgotten about this - here's the winner. @First.Aspect
    Ah I've finally ended the barren streak. Better start doing some Google images searching.....
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,216
    Why are we waiting 😎
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,494
    yeah, it's inexcusable, especially in the week of the tory conference, one of the greatest sources of mockable photos in the universe
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,920
    tlw1 said:

    Why are we waiting 😎

    Maybe he's waiting for the Lib Dem conference. Now that would be a joke in itself :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,269
    Stevo_666 said:

    tlw1 said:

    Why are we waiting 😎

    Maybe he's waiting for the Lib Dem conference. Now that would be a joke in itself :)
    You missed it. I don't think there was room for a photographer in the phone box.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,439
    Lets see what you can do with this...


  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,269
    "For £300 million, you get the full monty."
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The last known photo of Mike Ashley was took in the basement of the Saudi embassy
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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