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  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    A trio of MFs get ready to rumble.
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,078

    "For £300 million, you get the full monty."

    For £300m you can have the shirt off my back...

    the shoes of my feet...

    and the pant off my censored .
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,212

    Lets see what you can do with this...


    Are you allowed to enter your own caption competition?
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,630
    It could be worse, I could be a professional darts player.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    Robert Plant's new support band is... a bit different.
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    Who’s ate all the pies,
    Who’s ate all the pies,
    You fat censored ,you fat censored ,
    You’ve ate all the pies
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • jimmyjamsjimmyjams Posts: 509
    'Howay the lad!'
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    "Boss, there's this bloke on the phone, sounds like some Arab geezer, says he ordered a new castle but you've sent him some shite football club."
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,671
    Last orders folks...
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 47,086
    Bottom Bracketeers discover H3 alive and well in a slightly dubious night club.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,671
    edited 14 October

    "For £300 million, you get the full monty."

    Some good entries, but this was the most plausible.

    Over to you KG!
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,212
    Why are we waiting
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 18,182

  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,671
    Nairo Quinta interviewed on Columbian TV. Says he can adapt to different situations.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    Spaffer forgets to put on his haystack buffoon mask.
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Farage gets the peerage he always wanted
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,671
    edited 15 October
    Yet another contestant quits Strictly due to ill health.
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,671
    Provis launch new winter jacket guaranteed not to blend in to your surroundings.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    Little Hattie Mancock decides to try a new approach to job interviews.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,882
    andrew sheds disguise, complains it's not easy being green
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,630
    edited 16 October
    Despite the cosmetic surgery, Danny Dyer is still too shite for panto.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 47,086
    Don't worry, all Tories look like this when you join the Labour Party.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,630
    The Palace still denies that Prince Charles is part of the 'Reptilian Elite".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 18,182
    Stevo_666 said:

    Don't worry, all Tories look like this when you join the Labour Party.

    It's a chameleon, so not inaccurate.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,882

    Stevo_666 said:

    Don't worry, all Tories look like this when you join the Labour Party.

    It's a chameleon, so not inaccurate.
    starma chameleon
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    It's all gone quiet over 'ere
  • jimmyjamsjimmyjams Posts: 509
    "I was born by a river in this little old tent
    Oh just like this river I've been running ever since
    It's been a long, long time coming
    But I know, but I know a change is gotta come"
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 18,182
    capt_slog said:

    The Palace still denies that Prince Charles is part of the 'Reptilian Elite".

    Oops forgot.

    Here's the winner @capt_slog over to you!
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,630
    edited 31 October
    Wow thanks. I'll try to find something.



    have a go with that



    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    Pwfah, smells like something I want to shag.
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