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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Even with his spectacular cosmetic surgery, it was easy to spot Donald Trump.
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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    Olympics gymnastic coach at team reunion party.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    Stevo_666 said:

    I wonder who reported it....?

    If there was any flange in it, Rick.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    First.Aspect said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    I wonder who reported it....?

    If there was any flange in it, Rick.
    Nope, just painted norks. We need to find this poor sensitive soul so we can treat them with kid gloves next time. Maybe a quick look over in Cake Stop might show up who's been getting shirty about the caption comp?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    Stevo_666 said:

    First.Aspect said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    I wonder who reported it....?

    If there was any flange in it, Rick.
    Nope, just painted norks. We need to find this poor sensitive soul so we can treat them with kid gloves next time. Maybe a quick look over in Cake Stop might show up who's been getting shirty about the caption comp?
    Eye masks and ear plugs. The snowflakes can look after the speak no evil themselves. We can get on with nob gags in peace.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Anyway, get your entries in quick so the winner can get announced before it's removed.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Paul Hollywood isn't impressed with his new bake off co presenters
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Three girls, two cups.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Gary is about to find out the hard way what the 'Crocodile Dundee test' is.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Will call this tonight seeing as it's dropping down the page.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    When they said ‘cheese’ it brought back horrible memories for the lady in pink
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    tlw1 said:

    When they said ‘cheese’ it brought back horrible memories for the lady in pink

    Not many entries in this week's Caption The Boris Johnson Picture Competition but TLW takes it with this last minute entry.
    Over to you mate.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Why are we waiting…… oh wait a minute
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Here we go…….


  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    Maitlis: She says she met you in 1985, she says she dined with you, and married you. She went on to have sex with you. Your response?

    Andrew: I have no recollection of ever meeting this lady, none whatsoever.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Sniff my finger
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    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    The flies always target the sweaty one.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Look, here comes Jim to fix it for me again.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    See that 14 year old over there, that's the type of woman I go for these days.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    "Look, that bloke just collapsed in shock because there wasn't a pic of Boris in the caption comp"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    "See that fat oik over there, that's Spaffer Johnson. Silly fuxxer thinks he can copy me, sh@g whatever he wants and get away with it every time. But my mum is bigger than his."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    "Look over there - someone has managed to turn a caption comp about me into one about Boris"

    ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    Plant shaped hat attracts unwanted pests.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,495
    hey, look, i remember her at jeffrey's place, she was much younger then of course
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Waiter!

    Garlic dough balls and a fiorentina on a leggera base please.
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    "Yes, and her. Her, her, her. And her."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "look, there's someone with FAR worse dress sense than you, why are you worrying?"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Winner winner chicken dinner
    sungod said:

    hey, look, i remember her at jeffrey's place, she was much younger then of course

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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