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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,495
    here you are...


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Michael clearly learned from what he read, as his party ploughed Labour and the Lib Dems' furrows at the last general election.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Slithy Gove and Truss carry out due diligence research on options for post Brexit cocaine farming.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Is he ploughing her furrow?
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    thistle_ said:

    Is he ploughing her furrow?

    Not sure she's his type.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Gove signals his intentions to Liz following his marriage breakup.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    "I'm definitely ploughing new furrows.
    I've ditched that gobshite wife of mine.
    Watch out Spaffer, you're next in line."
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Gove, this is your (shite) life
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,606
    Sungod turns around and notices 2 tw@ts sat behind him.
    But the rest of the holiday went well.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    Michael thinks to himself "It's rare for me to be the one who feels disappointed on showing up on a blind date"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Liz "brown finger Truss" controls her pet gimp
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    edited August 2021
    Liz is very happy because she's not been wasting her time reading books about furlough, she's got a binder containing a comprehensive trade deal with Afghanistan.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,606
    After a bit of reading, Gove finally understands the difference between mad cow's disease and PMT:
    One is a bovine illness and the other is a little agricultural problem.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Jackanory gets yet another overhaul.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    Oh, so THAT'S how you spell "plowing".
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    After reading their latest book, Mr. & Mrs. Sungod decide to go somewhere other than Lanzarote.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,495
    kingstongraham said:

    Liz is very happy because she's not been wasting her time reading books about furlough, she's got a binder containing a comprehensive trade deal with Afghanistan.

    over to you kg
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Why are we waiting
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    "On the third day he took me to the river
    He showed me the roses and we kissed
    And the last thing I heard was a muttered word
    As he knelt above me with a rock in his fist"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Go on, can we join your club, please...we promise to behave.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    Angela Merkel was delighted during her first trip to Madam Tussaud's to see that they had even recreated a waxwork listening bug hidden in Vladimir's roses.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Angela, Do Not open that bottle of Nina Ricci perfume.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited August 2021
    kingstongraham said:


    Please accept these polon...error peonies, I meant peonies
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    War crimes, you know nothing, you are but beginners
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited August 2021
    Congratulations Angela, we’ve made it now, we are the caption comp.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Fancy a quickie before the summit starts?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    "How about a spot of reunification action, darlin"?'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    edited August 2021
    Angela was flattered, but didn't want to go Russian into anything.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    "Angela, I respect you deeply but I am about to do something unpleasant to your gas pipeline."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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