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  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,771
    here you are...


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,772
    Michael clearly learned from what he read, as his party ploughed Labour and the Lib Dems' furrows at the last general election.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,946
    Slithy Gove and Truss carry out due diligence research on options for post Brexit cocaine farming.
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 5,583
    Is he ploughing her furrow?
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 17,773
    thistle_ said:

    Is he ploughing her furrow?

    Not sure she's his type.
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,073
    Gove signals his intentions to Liz following his marriage breakup.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,946
    "I'm definitely ploughing new furrows.
    I've ditched that gobshite wife of mine.
    Watch out Spaffer, you're next in line."
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,042
    Gove, this is your (shite) life
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,686
    Sungod turns around and notices 2 [email protected] sat behind him.
    But the rest of the holiday went well.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 17,773
    Michael thinks to himself "It's rare for me to be the one who feels disappointed on showing up on a blind date"
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    Liz "brown finger Truss" controls her pet gimp
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 17,773
    edited 16 August
    Liz is very happy because she's not been wasting her time reading books about furlough, she's got a binder containing a comprehensive trade deal with Afghanistan.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,686
    After a bit of reading, Gove finally understands the difference between mad cow's disease and PMT:
    One is a bovine illness and the other is a little agricultural problem.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,597
    Jackanory gets yet another overhaul.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,408
    Oh, so THAT'S how you spell "plowing".
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,772
    After reading their latest book, Mr. & Mrs. Sungod decide to go somewhere other than Lanzarote.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,771

    Liz is very happy because she's not been wasting her time reading books about furlough, she's got a binder containing a comprehensive trade deal with Afghanistan.

    over to you kg
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,042
    Why are we waiting
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 17,773

  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,946
    "On the third day he took me to the river
    He showed me the roses and we kissed
    And the last thing I heard was a muttered word
    As he knelt above me with a rock in his fist"
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,772
    Go on, can we join your club, please...we promise to behave.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,408
    Angela Merkel was delighted during her first trip to Madam Tussaud's to see that they had even recreated a waxwork listening bug hidden in Vladimir's roses.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,946
    Angela, Do Not open that bottle of Nina Ricci perfume.
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,073
    edited 22 August


    Please accept these polon...error peonies, I meant peonies
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,042
    War crimes, you know nothing, you are but beginners
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    edited 21 August
    Congratulations Angela, we’ve made it now, we are the caption comp.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    Fancy a quickie before the summit starts?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,772
    "How about a spot of reunification action, darlin"?'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolinpangolin Posts: 3,945
    edited 22 August
    Angela was flattered, but didn't want to go Russian into anything.
    Genesis Croix de Fer
    Cube Attain
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,772
    "Angela, I respect you deeply but I am about to do something unpleasant to your gas pipeline."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
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