The return of...Caption Competition

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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,939
    That's not just a shart, it's an M&S shart.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    '**** me, is that an 80 seat majority we have?'

    :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited August 2021
    My name is Michael G oh oh oh oh ve.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    ah I see you found the damp patch Michael,
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Had forgotten about this - any more?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    Is it true you’re replacing Williamson at Education?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    Disney increases its movie reboots and remakes with it's latest offering, 'The Invisible Cake Stopper'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,132
    edited September 2021
    elbowloh said:

    Gove now has an inkling of what happened in that period when he blacked out after someone spiked his drink in da club.

    Here's our winner - well done @elbowloh

    I think he may have spiked his own drink though.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Cheers KG


    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,609
    "No, I WILL get me my double cheeseburger."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,939
    Madness decide to make a come-back


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,433
    johnson's blustering blether blows believers backwards
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • If I f@rt now, the wind will carry the smell away.
  • Even a couple of blocks away, Hank and Clyde knew they had missed the start of Donald's speech at the MAGA event when they encountered the blast of hot air.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    Two hopefuls in the national farting contest realise they've just lost out on the top spot.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    The only way these two fat feckers will get blown today
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Leaders in the hurricane Ida marathon have just passed a drinks station.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    Record temperatures recorded in Scotland’s summer
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    As hard as they tried, Barry and Ken couldn't get close to the platform where Greta was giving her climate change speech.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    "Dang Leroy; we sure done good with that good 'ole Merican burgers, chips and cola diet else we'd be blown away"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    Customers leave Pinno's pop up soup shop delighted after a steaming bowl of 'Buy a Hurricane'. Made with cabbage, sprouts and artichoke.

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Coat shops in Newcastle are still waiting for their first ever sale.
  • "If I can just get this to the recycling bin, climate change will be sorted"
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,318
    elbowloh said:

    Cheers KG


    Paralympic cup walking T1 fat b@stard class in gold medal sprint.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    Weather on the latest ultra race gets the better of TLW and Thistle.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    It's been ages, so i call this one soon.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078

    Coat shops in Newcastle are still waiting for their first ever sale.

    Winner winner chicken dinner.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • Stevo was robbed.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164

    Stevo was robbed.

    Cheers KG. The winner can delegate ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • I'm sure I saw a worthy Boris pic where he'd been in the dressing up box again this week.