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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    Hey vlad whose funeral is it?

    I don’t know, I haven’t decided yet.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    Don’t you just love these inept one term US Presidents?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,127
    Long enough, I think.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,127
    edited August 2021
    Stevo_666 said:

    "Angela, I respect you deeply but I am about to do something unpleasant to your gas pipeline."

    Made me laugh, @Stevo_666 - so it's a winner.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    Why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,151

    Stevo_666 said:

    "Angela, I respect you deeply but I am about to do something unpleasant to your gas pipeline."

    Made me laugh, @Stevo_666 - so it's a winner.
    Cheers KG, I'll be back in a bit...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,151
    Have a crack at this one:


    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Golden pooches at the golden arches
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    We hear you have run out of chicken, wanna buy some prime cuts of cat?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,608
    "Is it me Rex or is there nothing to see here to pass comment on?"
    "Nah you're right enough Rover, let's head over to Spaffer's place and cr4p on his doorstep."
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    Need a McMuffin, feeling as woof as hell
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    edited August 2021
    Just eat’s Philippines dog tartare with free delivery.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,498
    edited August 2021
    After an ironic change of policy, McDonald's is under fire for not serving dog food.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,127
    "Due to your supply chain issues, I and my associate would like to offer you an alternative source for the dogshit you usually serve."
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,121
    Milkshakes back on the menu using the emergency back up milk supply.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    She’s a six pinter that you won’t regret
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,939
    Shock for the management when two dogs think they've found glory holes.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,608
    2 dogs 1 cup.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,151
    Last orders lads - will call this one tomorrow.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,151
    Looks like no more attempts forthcoming so it goes back to KG with this one that did make me laugh:

    "Due to your supply chain issues, I and my associate would like to offer you an alternative source for the dogshit you usually serve."

    All yours KG...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,127
    Cheers Stevo.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,127
    It has to be him, doesn't it?


  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    Ooohhhhh I forgot I was funked by Boris
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,498
    I really don't recall when my ar3sole got hurt, but he has been pretty quiet since the weekend.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,432
    gove finally realises what brexit means
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    That moment you realise you are Gove
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,127
    Just thought, maybe he's worked out what the Spanish inquisition were on about.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,608
    "Oh fxxk, I've left my 'Free To Do Whatever Boxxox I Want' Toryboi pass in thon Aberdeen nightclub"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,151
    Michael realises that he needs to check next time there isn't a LibDem behind him before he tries to sit down.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Gove now has an inkling of what happened in that period when he blacked out after someone spiked his drink in da club.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk