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  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Hurry up stevo
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Busy day...will post something unsuitable later :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Continuing the rather original theme of not having a picture of Boris, have a crack at this one:


    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    brexiter hides from the consequences of his actions
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    Sarah Vine says she is popping back to pick up a few things.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    kingstongraham said:

    Sarah Vine says she is popping back to pick up a few things.

    ...so the Number 11 John Lewis furnishing nightmare found a home with the Gove's
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    So that’s where MF number 42 is
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    Mr Chad relaxes at home.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    Rick Chasey checks to see if the pandemic is over yet.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Richard Osman prepares for the aftereffects of yet another Pointless Boris U-turn. Pwfaw.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Customer tries sofa for comfort at the Cambridge branch of DFS.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Another England penalty shoot out
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The latest fashion in shirt collars is a bit over the top.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    "Where are you Smithers? I told you to go sh4g a flag not Princess Nutnuts."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Last orders gents, will call this tomorrow.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    He managed to stomach filming behind the scenes with Jimmy Saville, the Hamiltons and the most hated family and America, but even Louis Theroux found what he saw going on in the flat at Number 11 too much to bear.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    This was a close one, but the baton goes back to Bally for his subtle yet witty insult:
    ballysmate said:

    Customer tries sofa for comfort at the Cambridge branch of DFS.

    Go for it fox man.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Tory fanboi reluctant to come out from behind his sofa to post something in case some cakestoppers take the pixx.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    PM was sent this morning - maybe he's still sleeping off his Sunday roast.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    No PM ???
    Back in a bit.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Why are we waiting
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Has this been censored then?
    Jeez Now the only t1ts left in this place are in cakestop.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    T!ts censored. Not allowed to post their pictures of choice.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    shortfall said:

    Has this been censored then?
    Jeez Now the only t1ts left in this place are in cakestop.

    Honestly sf you frequently whine people are having a go but you keep posting this stuff, you don't help yourself.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Pic gone? FFS!

    In which case I declare @Shortfall the winner, if for no other reason than using the word knockers.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    ballysmate said:

    Pic gone? FFS!

    And all the entries it seems.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    I wonder who reported it....?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited August 2021
    Cheers Bally. Hoping this meets with the censors approval. It's Gary's slightly less talented brother.





  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    And the removal countdown clock is tickling...

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