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  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,882
    johnson freezes as the alien gets in close

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,287
    "Darling those Cake Stop libtards are absolutely triggered, they've put you as the caption competition again!!"
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,628
    Knowing me knowing you. Aha
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 47,087
    edited 10 July
    "Don't worry Boris, one day these leftietwats will come up with an original caption comp"

    ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,671
    "I'm pregnant again. It's Matt's."
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,630
    The moment Carrie tells boris that the Euros and Wimbledon finish today and he's lost the advantage of distraction.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,212
    Don’t forget, I’ve got your balls
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,287
    Are you going to do the washing up or is Princess Nut Nuts going to have to wear the strap on again?
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    I’m a sandwich short of a picnic so you know if you cheat on me fatso I’ll cut your balls off when you’re sleeping.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    edited 11 July
    Let’s play Bullingdon Club again, I’m Dave and your receiving later.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 5,693
    Tell them social distancing is going to end next week.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    thistle_ said:

    Tell them social distancing is going to end next week.

    Are you watching that Wembalee thang going on? 😉
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 5,693
    orraloon said:

    thistle_ said:

    Tell them social distancing is going to end next week.

    Are you watching that Wembalee thang going on? 😉
    No, what are you on about? :smile:
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,630
    "Speak Italian for me, you know how I love it when you speak Italian"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    Tick tock, tick tock... play that Countdown toon.

    Any more? Any further contributions from the Toryfanboi triumvirate? I mean it's not like a lying, racist, corrupt philanderer who's slithed into a 'leadership' role backed up by his gang of incompetent pissweasels could be worth taking the pixx out of is it?
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,882
    paint me like one of your french birds
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,671
    To$$er


    (I'll just use this for any Boris related caption competition from now on.)
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,882

    To$$er


    (I'll just use this for any Boris related caption competition from now on.)


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 18,183
    "When you leave me, I'm keeping number 10."
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,630
    edited 17 July
    Carrie explains what the Queen really meant when she told Boris, "C U Next Tuesday".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,630
    "I can see all the way through".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,287
    There should be a new picture of you getting posted on Bike Radar anytime soon darling.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    Nice one sg
    sungod said:

    johnson freezes as the alien gets in close



    but I would choose Sigourney over Spaffer in all circumstances. However let's give a fanboi some respeck
    shortfall said:

    Are you going to do the washing up or is Princess Nut Nuts going to have to wear the strap on again?

    How very dare you. Priti Vacant's goon squad will be round soon. So get your de Pfeffel love-in pic up pronto SF.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 47,087
    And now for something completely different... ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,287
    edited 17 July
    Cheers Loon. And now for something completely different as predicted by Stevo.



  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    Post government, Matt Hancock’s lobbying opportunities were Er diminished
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 18,183
    Andy Fordham's unconventional approach will sadly not now be seen on this year's Strictly.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 47,087
    Boris gives Rick his '80 seat majority wedgie'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    The first rule of Fight Club is...
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,151
    Phill Jupitus had to find a new role after the demise of 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks'.
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