The return of...Caption Competition

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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    johnson freezes as the alien gets in close

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "Darling those Cake Stop libtards are absolutely triggered, they've put you as the caption competition again!!"
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Knowing me knowing you. Aha
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    edited July 2021
    "Don't worry Boris, one day these leftietwats will come up with an original caption comp"

    ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    "I'm pregnant again. It's Matt's."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The moment Carrie tells boris that the Euros and Wimbledon finish today and he's lost the advantage of distraction.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Don’t forget, I’ve got your balls
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Are you going to do the washing up or is Princess Nut Nuts going to have to wear the strap on again?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I’m a sandwich short of a picnic so you know if you cheat on me fatso I’ll cut your balls off when you’re sleeping.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited July 2021
    Let’s play Bullingdon Club again, I’m Dave and your receiving later.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Tell them social distancing is going to end next week.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    thistle_ said:

    Tell them social distancing is going to end next week.

    Are you watching that Wembalee thang going on? 😉
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    orraloon said:

    thistle_ said:

    Tell them social distancing is going to end next week.

    Are you watching that Wembalee thang going on? 😉
    No, what are you on about? :smile:
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "Speak Italian for me, you know how I love it when you speak Italian"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Tick tock, tick tock... play that Countdown toon.

    Any more? Any further contributions from the Toryfanboi triumvirate? I mean it's not like a lying, racist, corrupt philanderer who's slithed into a 'leadership' role backed up by his gang of incompetent pissweasels could be worth taking the pixx out of is it?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    paint me like one of your french birds
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    To$$er


    (I'll just use this for any Boris related caption competition from now on.)
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    First.Aspect said:

    To$$er


    (I'll just use this for any Boris related caption competition from now on.)


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    "When you leave me, I'm keeping number 10."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited July 2021
    Carrie explains what the Queen really meant when she told Boris, "C U Next Tuesday".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "I can see all the way through".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    There should be a new picture of you getting posted on Bike Radar anytime soon darling.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Nice one sg
    sungod said:

    johnson freezes as the alien gets in close



    but I would choose Sigourney over Spaffer in all circumstances. However let's give a fanboi some respeck
    shortfall said:

    Are you going to do the washing up or is Princess Nut Nuts going to have to wear the strap on again?

    How very dare you. Priti Vacant's goon squad will be round soon. So get your de Pfeffel love-in pic up pronto SF.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    And now for something completely different... ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited July 2021
    Cheers Loon. And now for something completely different as predicted by Stevo.



  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Post government, Matt Hancock’s lobbying opportunities were Er diminished
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    Andy Fordham's unconventional approach will sadly not now be seen on this year's Strictly.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Boris gives Rick his '80 seat majority wedgie'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    The first rule of Fight Club is...
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Phill Jupitus had to find a new role after the demise of 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks'.

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