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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Life models decide to set the 'Michael Angelo Sculpture School' a challenge.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited July 2021
    After getting 'pinged' Boris has to adopt a cunning disguise to continue his hobby of beating the living shoot out of people smaller than he is.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Cakestoppers insist they are not bedwetters and that the nappies are just a precaution.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Freedumb day conflict on who and who doesn’t think mask wearing is wise
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Matt Hancocks lovers husband gives Matt the good news
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    To prove the burkini row isn't targeted at one sector, Emmanuel Macron launches a personal campaign against beachwear that does not meet new government standards.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Stevo takes up a new sport to please the top brass
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    The Scottish football team starts a new physical training regime after their Euro humiliation.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Ok I think this has faded away. Will call it tomorrow morning some time.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Cryril Smith certainly knew how to get the Lib Dems' annual party going.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris and Dom finally stop mincing around with political attacks and get physical
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    ballysmate said:

    Cakestoppers insist they are not bedwetters and that the nappies are just a precaution.

    Gotta give it to Bally for this one.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,217
    Stevo_666 said:

    Why are we waiting?

    Plus potato
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Must've forgotten his nappy so otherwise engaged.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Apparently a gang of beardy types forced their way into his house and smothered him with wee soaked mattresses.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Sorry for the delay chaps, only just got round to logging on.
    Anyway, another Boris free pic.
    As it's the Olympics



  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    Bez wonders if only he can see it
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    ballysmate said:

    Sorry for the delay chaps, only just got round to logging on.
    Anyway, another Boris free pic.
    As it's the Olympics



    Men's 4x100m final comes to a very different kind of climax when race leader repeatedly grabs the wrong baton.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    Caitlyn Jenner disqualified on decathalon comeback for bringing a pole to the wrong event.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    katie hopkins escapes quarantine
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    IOC denies the games are being dumbed down as Musical Statues is granted Olympic status.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Cake Stopper steward attempts to apprehend protester for not wearing a mask.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    Behind the pixelation is an A and an R
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo_666 said:

    Cake Stopper steward attempts to apprehend protester for not wearing a mask.

    😂😂😂😂
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,923
    Some of the crowd wished they were on drugs.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Boris lookalike confused as to the meaning of Freedom Day.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Lance Armstrong's comeback is off to a shaky start as he forgets his kit AND is in the wrong stadium.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,274
    orraloon said:

    Boris lookalike confused as to the meaning of Freedom Day.

    Neil Oliver, isn't it?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo_666 said:

    Cake Stopper steward attempts to apprehend protester for not wearing a mask.


    As this has died a death, over to Stevo for making me chuckle.

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