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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,277
    Cheers! One from today's news of the dear leader.




  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited July 2021
    "Fido! Get down from there!"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Spaffer tests out his latest plan for solving the sausages to Northern Ireland problem.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,277
    Boris' sausage again refuses to be restrained by marriage and strikes out solo.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Why are we waiting 😂
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited July 2021
    What a flipping sausage!


    Bit tame I know. This actually looks like Boris is doing an ad for Reggae Reggae Sauce. Levi has done a good job with the product placement there.
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    first launch by uk space program fails to achieve orbit, johnson blames eu ufo
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,607
    The prime minister of Jamaica says:
    'Is dat de way ya have to cook dem American burgers dat full of dem chemicals?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    edited July 2021
    To$$er.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,928
    "We've just barbecued Labour: next up, we'll spit roast the Lib Dems"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    pinno said:

    The prime minister of Jamaica says:
    'Is dat de way ya have to cook dem American burgers dat full of dem chemicals?"

    It's Levi Roots...
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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    What you have here is a classic case of too much filling for the casing. And what's worse, he's been let loose on the bbq.
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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    May's oven ready deal? Check.
    Oven? OVEN??? Oh FFS
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    edited July 2021
    Come on boy, these good ol' white folks are waiting for their burgers. Get yerass into gear!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    It’s Priti’s latest idea for how to make best use of all migrants that don’t make the channel crossing and it saves benefit payments too. Result. More sauce? Did you know I got in trouble saying you people have watermelon smiles? Unbelievable eh!
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    kingstongraham said:

    Boris' sausage again refuses to be restrained by marriage and strikes out solo.

    You do remember that it was your pic don't you?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Johnson’s bio on sugar daddy.com read Hot bodied 40 year old male, once you’ve tasted my meat you’ll want to swallow
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    edited July 2021
    "Before we tuck in, I think we should all take the knee to signal our virtue, Boris"

    "Levi, I think you should fuck off"
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,277
    ballysmate said:

    kingstongraham said:

    Boris' sausage again refuses to be restrained by marriage and strikes out solo.

    You do remember that it was your pic don't you?
    I do. Why, do you think that might be a winner?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,607
    elbowloh said:

    pinno said:

    The prime minister of Jamaica says:
    'Is dat de way ya have to cook dem American burgers dat full of dem chemicals?"

    It's Levi Roots...
    Who cares about such detail.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,277
    pinno said:

    elbowloh said:

    pinno said:

    The prime minister of Jamaica says:
    'Is dat de way ya have to cook dem American burgers dat full of dem chemicals?"

    It's Levi Roots...
    Who cares about such detail.
    Or if you meant the guy on the left, that's the prime minister of the UK. Seriously.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Burgers & mad cow disease? Dunno about that but I’ve shagged more than a few mad heffers
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,928
    Burnt sausages matter!
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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Boris bungs barbequed bangers to Belfast to bypass border brouhaha.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Boris, I was wondering when you said that Carrie didn't mind a bit of black meat...
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    "So Boris, do you prefer burger or banger?"

    "Pwfah, a good Banger every time."
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    ...?
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,277
    Sorry, must have been a weak picture with that lot of entries.... I sincerely apologise for the resulting poor quality of captions.


    Here's a winner.
    orraloon said:

    Spaffer tests out his latest plan for solving the sausages to Northern Ireland problem.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Fwah, magnifice honore, fwah, bibble. Oh, best go find something. Laterz.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Ok, let's bring in Princess Nutnuts.


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