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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    orraloon said:

    Nah, had a look at her garden and didn't fancy it much.

    Her 'lady garden'?
  • darkhairedlord
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    elbowloh said:

    Cheers loon.


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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    ballysmate said:

    orraloon said:

    Nah, had a look at her garden and didn't fancy it much.

    Her 'lady garden'?
    It clearly had potential at one time but sadly had suffered from overuse and abuse from #toryscum
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,144
    orraloon said:

    ballysmate said:

    orraloon said:

    Nah, had a look at her garden and didn't fancy it much.

    Her 'lady garden'?
    It clearly had potential at one time but sadly had suffered from overuse and abuse from #toryscum
    Then left to go wild
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    ballysmate said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Person collapses in shock when Loon and Slowie don't put in a caption comp entry having a dig at the nasty Torwies :)

    Carrie has been on the telly complaining to Martin Bashir that there were 3 people in her marriage. Her, Boris and some weird Jockanese fella in bicycle clips who once did some work in the garden.
    Looks like my caption attempt was a bit premature :smile:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Everyone is on tenterhooks, so I'll call this one soon...


    (i.e. someone post a Matt Hancock pic next).
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  • Stevo_666
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  • orraloon
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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    TIME PLLEEEEASE

    Gonna go with Stevo's effort.
    Stevo_666 said:

    Little Matty Hancock collapses in shock on realising that when Boris said 'F*** the foreign aid', he was in fact referring to government donations to Africa.

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  • Stevo_666
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    elbowloh said:

    TIME PLLEEEEASE

    Gonna go with Stevo's effort.

    Stevo_666 said:

    Little Matty Hancock collapses in shock on realising that when Boris said 'F*** the foreign aid', he was in fact referring to government donations to Africa.

    Cheers Elbow. I'm on it, in between drinking cider and watching the footy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    Better late than never...have a crack at this.


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  • orraloon
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  • elbowloh
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  • slowmart
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    Last orders folks, will call this one tonight...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    OK folks, this one goes to KG for this bit of wit:
    kingstongraham said:

    "Which way for the saber tossing?"

    All yours, Kingston based bloke...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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