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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    John Prescott tries to gate crash G7. Escorted away by police.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,278
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Ed Davey holds true to his promise to fvck a pig if the Lib Dems won another by election.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,929
    After a week on a 'juice diet', tlw finally cracks and tries to bag himself some bacon.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    A deleted scene from the film, "Mama Mia".

    Pierce Brosnan sings the line "I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a boar"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,609
    edited June 2021
    Out in cinema's now: Deliverance 2 starring David Cameron.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,929
    Bottom Bracketeers resort to chasing pigs for entertainment while waiting for 'Loon to come out of mourning for Scottish football and judge the caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Ah go on then, last orders time at the all the pork you can eat takerunaway.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,929
    After their recent exit from the Euros, Scotland chase after better players.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Some reasonably chuckley submissions. I'll refrain from passing wind on the feeble Euros related ones. Expected more pork related jibes from our gammons, but maybe they want to protect their own.

    Anyway. Message received and acknowledged via my AZ internal chip that the award should go to fellow Kampfgruppen member elbowloh with:

    elbowloh said:

    Some people who have a midlife crisis buy a motorbike, some by a sports car, some get an ear ring, all in a vain attempt to relive their youth. David Cameron decided to he wanted f@ck a pig again.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Why are we waiting

    (Worthy winner, saw that and thought it couldn’t be topped)
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Cheers loon.


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    Felt Z6 2012
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Cargobike films another squirting blue movie
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,449
    edited June 2021
    During police interview, Cookie Monster alleges Hollywood exec put his whole hand up his ar$e and tried to make him say things.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Who me? Just your average Tory voter.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,609
    The Cookie monster in shock after discovering that over the years, he's paid over £150k on VAT on his favourite snack.
    Whereas Mr. Snuffleupagus paid none on his bananas.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,929
    Scotland fan resorts to drugs to forget about the footy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Destroyed after the press revealed his extra marital affair, Matt Hancocks descent into oblivion was rapid.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    "That utter barsteward little Hattie Mancock. He promised me he loved me. He promised me a multimillion PPE contract. Now he's cast me aside like some bl00dy ragdoll and gone off sh@gging his millionaire PA. Barsteward."
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Loon dyes his teddy Tory blue and puts it under his favourite Boris poster on his bedroom wall.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,278
    edited June 2021
    Muppets do Scarface announced
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo_666 said:

    Scotland fan resorts to drugs to forget about the footy.

    I remember when Scotland had to resort to drugs in order to play football. Remember Willie Johnstone in Argentina '78?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,929
    ballysmate said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Scotland fan resorts to drugs to forget about the footy.

    I remember when Scotland had to resort to drugs in order to play football. Remember Willie Johnstone in Argentina '78?
    Actually I don't recall that classic. Although almost any drug would be performance enhancing for Scotland.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited June 2021
    Confusion amongst the regulars of the caption competition as elbowlow finds a picture where Boris appears to have coloured himself blue.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,278
    New health secretary announced - another blue muppet, but this time with no genitals.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Johnson’s old cuddly toy wins a no bid covid £500k consultancy contract
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,929
    edited June 2021
    Person collapses in shock when Loon and Slowie don't put in a caption comp entry having a dig at the nasty Torwies :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited June 2021
    Stevo_666 said:

    Person collapses in shock when Loon and Slowie don't put in a caption comp entry having a dig at the nasty Torwies :)

    Mmmmmm a number of ex Tory PM’s and ex cabinet ministers seem to be troubled by the current PM’s lack of decency and respect for the law. Just saying....

    Turn it 180’ degrees and the opposing view would question how can someone support such a individual as Johnson?

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo_666 said:

    Person collapses in shock when Loon and Slowie don't put in a caption comp entry having a dig at the nasty Torwies :)

    Carrie has been on the telly complaining to Martin Bashir that there were 3 people in her marriage. Her, Boris and some weird Jockanese fella in bicycle clips who once did some work in the garden.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Nah, had a look at her garden and didn't fancy it much.

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