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  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,607
    Boris tries to pull Cake Stoppers out of their fantasy world of woke.
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 6,128
    Even though the wheels have definitely fallen off the brexit bus, Boris insists on rolling it out
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,983
    Boris is disappointed with Carrie's offer of 'a good tug'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,281
    Stevo_666 said:

    Boris is disappointed with Carrie's offer of 'a good tug'.

    😂😂😂😂
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,281
    Boris tries in vain to pull the chip from a remainers shoulder.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,607
    Boris outdoes Loon in the thistle pulling competition.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,548

    Boris outdoes Loon in the thistle pulling competition.

    Erm. Point of order here m'lud. I am not a 10 year old Japanese schoolkid so Spaffer has the square root of fxxk all chance against me. Pfaw and bibble notwithstanding.
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,281
    "What are you doing Boris? "

    "Well you know I said June 21st was Freedom Day? I'm just moving the goalposts. "
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,109
    Give him some more rope, he’s bound to hang himself soon enough
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,109
    edited 13 June
    After 3 let go and watch him fall on his ar5e
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,109
    Boris you’ve got it wrong, tie a noose and put it round your neck
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 16,705
    Now he can't get paid for his newspaper columns, Johnson is desperate after assuming donors now have to literally give him money for old rope.
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,566
    edited 15 June
    Last orders. I'll be calling this tomorrow.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,548
    10 year old Japanese schoolkid on the other end using one hand and 2 fingers asks Spaffer if he remembers that embarrassing rugby video.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,983
    Boris reels in wokies and lefties using GB News as bait.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 6,699
    As part of his new post Covid health regimen, Boris attempts to pull some Tory back benchers to the left.
  • darkhairedlorddarkhairedlord Posts: 6,925
    Brace yourself Rishi, one more pull and we'll have that Rabbit out of your ar5e.
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,566
    The baton goes to Orraloon, with this...
    orraloon said:

    10 year old Japanese schoolkid on the other end using one hand and 2 fingers asks Spaffer if he remembers that embarrassing rugby video.





    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 19,665
    Why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,983
    tlw1 said:

    Why are we waiting

    He's probably looking long and hard for a pic of Boris that hasn't been used before in the caption comp :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlorddarkhairedlord Posts: 6,925
    capt_slog said:

    here you go...



    I'm sure I'll be politely informed if it's been used before. :)

    Boris trying to drag another picture out of stevo
  • darkhairedlorddarkhairedlord Posts: 6,925
    capt_slog said:

    here you go...



    I'm sure I'll be politely informed if it's been used before. :)

    When Hancock suggested coiling one onto Cummings lawn, this wasn't what he expected.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,983

    capt_slog said:

    here you go...



    I'm sure I'll be politely informed if it's been used before. :)

    When Hancock suggested coiling one onto Cummings lawn, this wasn't what he expected.
    You know the result's already been announced? ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,548
    Pwfaw. I, I, I... pwfaw. I thank. You. Bibble.

    Back in a mo once I've rifled my pack of Spaffers. Who needs Panini?
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,548
    Nah, I'll not distract from the Scummings-fest ongoing. Who knew little Hattie Mancock was a totally useless xxxx?

    So I'll whip this one out and see what breezes past.


  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 6,128
    Some people who have a midlife crisis buy a motorbike, some by a sports car, some get an ear ring, all in a vain attempt to relive their youth. David Cameron decided to he wanted [email protected] a pig again.
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  • darkhairedlorddarkhairedlord Posts: 6,925
    orraloon said:

    Nah, I'll not distract from the Scummings-fest ongoing. Who knew little Hattie Mancock was a totally useless xxxx?

    So I'll whip this one out and see what breezes past.


    Dave forgets his glasses on a boar hunt.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,962
    "I've just come down from Canary wharf
    I'm no very big and I'm awful dry
    And the lassies shout when I go by
    David, where's your troosers?..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 16,705
    elbowloh said:

    Some people who have a midlife crisis buy a motorbike, some by a sports car, some get an ear ring, all in a vain attempt to relive their youth. David Cameron decided to he wanted [email protected] a pig again.

    Good luck beating that. :D
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,281
    Max Hardcore starts shooting on his remake of The Good Life.
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