The return of...Caption Competition

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Proof that women are not the Führer sex.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    As a transvestite, Mary was pretty naff.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike should have quite whilst he was ahead with Katerina.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • vespario
    vespario Posts: 228
    Gerhilde thought her facial hair was putting friends and lovers off. No gerhilde! It is because you are a nazi retard. Now get back under the rock you crawled out from!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Seam got a bit of a shock when he saw his new 'dream burd' in her off duty uniform for the first time.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Nick Griffin's eldest daughter got dressed-up for Daddy's 60th birthday party.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Taking the advice of their neighbour Mr Freud, whenever he was naughty Adolf's parents dressed him in girls clothes and made him stand in the corner. Mr Freud assured them that there would be no long term consequences. He also had some interesting views on Adolf's recurring dreams involving black leather uniforms and world domination - it was all to do with Adolf's desire to have sex with his mother.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Mccaria wrote:
    Here's my entry :

    At the foster home in Buenos Aires, Gerhilde was often told she looked like her father.
    Are you allowed to enter the comp you're judging??? I think you might be a bit biased!
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Damn, another cunning plan foiled.....

    I am hoping Akirasho grasps the basics of the competition and selects a winner on Wednesday. If not then I will exclude my own attempts and choose one. At the moment Arran77 and the fuhrer sex is making me chuckle, but there is plenty of time left and there is always the chance of you know who entering his zinger.
  • Akirasho
    Akirasho Posts: 1,892
    Mccaria wrote:
    Damn, another cunning plan foiled.....

    I am hoping Akirasho grasps the basics of the competition and selects a winner on Wednesday. If not then I will exclude my own attempts and choose one. At the moment Arran77 and the fuhrer sex is making me chuckle, but there is plenty of time left and there is always the chance of you know who entering his zinger.


    I'm still trying to figure out which Hilary with which Prince Harry? You know we've got a Clinton over here, right?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Akirasho wrote:
    Mccaria wrote:
    Damn, another cunning plan foiled.....

    I am hoping Akirasho grasps the basics of the competition and selects a winner on Wednesday. If not then I will exclude my own attempts and choose one. At the moment Arran77 and the fuhrer sex is making me chuckle, but there is plenty of time left and there is always the chance of you know who entering his zinger.


    I'm still trying to figure out which Hilary with which Prince Harry? You know we've got a Clinton over here, right?
    matthew h wrote:
    Hilary dressed up for her Prince Harry

    That'll be you out of the running then :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    The mods new uniform finally arrives.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The mods attempts at infiltrating Bottom Bracket by disguising themselves as girls did not go well.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Akirasho wrote:
    Mccaria wrote:
    Damn, another cunning plan foiled.....

    I am hoping Akirasho grasps the basics of the competition and selects a winner on Wednesday. If not then I will exclude my own attempts and choose one. At the moment Arran77 and the fuhrer sex is making me chuckle, but there is plenty of time left and there is always the chance of you know who entering his zinger.


    I'm still trying to figure out which Hilary with which Prince Harry? You know we've got a Clinton over here, right?

    Hilary as a name close to Hitler

    re: Clinton - do you mean the card shop?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Pinno practices getting into character for when he elects himself 'Dear Leader' of Bottom Bracket.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Helga alledgedly failed the test for UKIP councillor after a reluctance to use the oven.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Shall I book you in for the same time next week Mr Mosley?
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Aryan branch of red cross launch new rebranded look.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Snog Marry Vermeiden?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Stevo was delighted with his on-line purchase: an anti-semitic, UKIP voting, right wing ladyboy with Germanic appearance. Apparently, he/she is good at maths, arithmetic amd pi$$ing the neighbours off.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Lufthansa's share price plummeted after they announced their new air hostess outfit.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Unlike most air hostess blondes which come with a black box, Helga was distinctly different.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Please hurry up and announce the winner before Pinno comes up with any more completely shyte captions....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Ok. The rules seem to be beyond Akirasho, so I declare Arran 77 the winner for Fuhrer sex.

    Over to you Arran.

    (Although I did like snog,marry vermeiden)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Why thank you very much :)

    Knock yourselves out with this one, winner picked on Sunday evening.

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Mary thought 'why am I doing this as the ball smacked her on the head'
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    The inaugural Lesbos beach volleyball tournament was very well attended.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    "I really wish this wasn't in public"
    - I really wish my head wasn't so wide"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    There's an echo in here here here.....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Well it certainly beats burying your head in the sand.

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