The return of...Caption Competition

tlw1

The things some ladies have to do, to prove their not chicks with d1cks

slowmart

A trio of hairy Mary's groupies waited outside Future Publishing ethic committee's meeting to protest about the content of the bottom bracket.

arran77

Results time it is

In third place we have AlexMac1973 with

Once ITunes had catastrophically collapsed, Little Mix had to resort to desperate measures

Second place goes to Stevo with

The girls were at first sceptical about Arran's offer to warm them up with a nice spit roast

(You probably would have won Stevo if I could be bothered with all the allegations of a CrudCatcher fix )

Today's winner is Frank the tank with

Only a fool cannot see the wonderful jeans from the west the "ladies" are modelling

Due to having two youngsters in the house the subtle nursery tale twist was a winner for me

Stevo_666

arran77 wrote:

Second place goes to Stevo with

The girls were at first sceptical about Arran's offer to warm them up with a nice spit roast

(You probably would have won Stevo if I could be bothered with all the allegations of a CrudCatcher fix )

Oi ref! I'm going off for a Womble style sulk....

random man

Don't worry Stevo, the chance of Frank getting a picture on is pretty slim

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Second place goes to Stevo with

The girls were at first sceptical about Arran's offer to warm them up with a nice spit roast

(You probably would have won Stevo if I could be bothered with all the allegations of a CrudCatcher fix )

Oi ref! I'm going off for a Womble style sulk....

You know that piña and the womble would have had a right old whinge saying it was the crudders sticking together

Noticeable lack of entries from either one of them recently although I've got more chance of shagging the duchess of cambridge than either one of them saying anything remotely funny

Stevo_666

It's not our fault we have a better sense of humour than those miserable roadie feckers. Now all you have to do is to reconsider your decision and award it to the best caption :P

seanoconn

arran77 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Second place goes to Stevo with

The girls were at first sceptical about Arran's offer to warm them up with a nice spit roast

(You probably would have won Stevo if I could be bothered with all the allegations of a CrudCatcher fix )

Oi ref! I'm going off for a Womble style sulk....

You know that piña and the womble would have had a right old whinge saying it was the crudders sticking together

Noticeable lack of entries from either one of them recently although I've got more chance of shagging the duchess of cambridge than either one of them saying anything remotely funny

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Second place goes to Stevo with

The girls were at first sceptical about Arran's offer to warm them up with a nice spit roast

(You probably would have won Stevo if I could be bothered with all the allegations of a CrudCatcher fix )

Oi ref! I'm going off for a Womble style sulk....

You know that piña and the womble would have had a right old whinge saying it was the crudders sticking together

Noticeable lack of entries from either one of them recently although I've got more chance of shagging the duchess of cambridge than either one of them saying anything remotely funny

That is undoubtedly the funniest thing you've ever done on here

Stevo_666

random man wrote:

Don't worry Stevo, the chance of Frank getting a picture on is pretty slim

True, if Tank boy doesn't come up with the goods by tomorrow morning, I'm claiming this one by default

@ Seano, that is quality, got a linky to where you can do that?

pinno

Pituophis wrote:

Little Suzy's work experience wasn't turning out quite how she expected.

Pina, thanks for the thumbs up on my masterful performance last time

You're welcome. I wish you would jump on the 'Got a spare 400m?' thread because someone on here is full of stats and bullshit. I am compiling my response and a copy of the Spirit Level is going to be put in the post for him.

@Mccaria - beatch

@Sean - 'Duchess of Cambridge?!?!', I think they got the story wrong (typical media abbreviation)- It's "Arran shags a duck in Cambridge' (again).

Back on topic. Wasshappennin? Who's go is it?

seanoconn

Stevo 666 wrote:

random man wrote:

Don't worry Stevo, the chance of Frank getting a picture on is pretty slim

True, if Tank boy doesn't come up with the goods by tomorrow morning, I'm claiming this one by default

@ Seano, that is quality, got a linky to where you can do that?

http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

You're welcome. I wish you would jump on the 'Got a spare 400m?' thread because someone on here is full of stats and bullshit. I am compiling my response and a copy of the Spirit Level is going to be put in the post for him.

Who's my tax b1tch :P

Technically Frank won but he's going to get timed out tomorrow morning if he can't work out how to post a pic, in which case it goes to the rightful winner.

Stevo_666

seanoconn wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

random man wrote:

Don't worry Stevo, the chance of Frank getting a picture on is pretty slim

True, if Tank boy doesn't come up with the goods by tomorrow morning, I'm claiming this one by default

@ Seano, that is quality, got a linky to where you can do that?

http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

Brilliant! So much mileage here....but no time tonight. :twisted:

seanoconn

pinarello001 wrote:

Pituophis wrote:

Little Suzy's work experience wasn't turning out quite how she expected.

Pina, thanks for the thumbs up on my masterful performance last time

You're welcome. I wish you would jump on the 'Got a spare 400m?' thread because someone on here is full of stats and bullshit. I am compiling my response and a copy of the Spirit Level is going to be put in the post for him.

@Mccaria - beatch

@Sean - 'Duchess of Cambridge?!?!', I think they got the story wrong (typical media abbreviation)- It's "Arran shags a duck in Cambridge' (again).

Back on topic. Wasshappennin? Who's go is it?

It's Frank's go. He can't keep up on the bike or the captions

Pituophis

pinarello001 wrote:

Pituophis wrote:

Little Suzy's work experience wasn't turning out quite how she expected.

Pina, thanks for the thumbs up on my masterful performance last time

You're welcome. I wish you would jump on the 'Got a spare 400m?' thread because someone on here is full of stats and bullshit. I am compiling my response and a copy of the Spirit Level is going to be put in the post for him.

@Mccaria - beatch

@Sean - 'Duchess of Cambridge?!?!', I think they got the story wrong (typical media abbreviation)- It's "Arran shags a duck in Cambridge' (again).

Back on topic. Wasshappennin? Who's go is it?

I did do, then deleted it.
I can't contribute to any thread the great hypocrite joins as it just makes my blood boil. I seriously think he is a troll.
(I also hope we are talking about the same person or it could be a bit embarrassing :oops: )

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

random man wrote:

Don't worry Stevo, the chance of Frank getting a picture on is pretty slim

True, if Tank boy doesn't come up with the goods by tomorrow morning, I'm claiming this one by default

Right grave diggers, old man tank has until 10 this morning to come up with the goods then it's over to Stevo....at least then it's in the hands of a Crudder

arran77

arran77 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

random man wrote:

Don't worry Stevo, the chance of Frank getting a picture on is pretty slim

True, if Tank boy doesn't come up with the goods by tomorrow morning, I'm claiming this one by default

Right grave diggers, old man tank has until 10 this morning to come up with the goods then it's over to Stevo....at least then it's in the hands of a Crudder

Over to you Stevo, show 'em how it's done

AlexMac1973

Right Ladies, you snooze you lose.

This one is in honour of Arran77. Winner announced Friday Eve.

Stevo_666

AlexMac1973 wrote:

Right Ladies, you snooze you lose.

This one is in honour of Arran77. Winner announced Friday Eve.

You were in a rush...one busy morning at work and look what happens

GiantMike

After this warm-up, Wills was looking forward to an evening in the Royal Box.

GiantMike

Why don't you reach round the back and put a ring on your finger?

arran77

AlexMac1973 wrote:

Right Ladies, you snooze you lose.

This one is in honour of Arran77. Winner announced Friday Eve.

I can't see the picture at work, it's not that one of me nailing the Duchess is it, I told her not to keep that one

AlexMac1973

arran77 wrote:

AlexMac1973 wrote:

Right Ladies, you snooze you lose.

This one is in honour of Arran77. Winner announced Friday Eve.

I can't see the picture at work, it's not that one of me nailing the Duchess is it, I told her not to keep that one

That one's being saved for the next copy of L'Closer.

tlw1

suck it or it's a car crash for you

ballysmate

If you don't know how to suck it properly, I'll get Uncle Eddie to show you how.

tlw1

Swallow or I will wipe junior Royal on your veil

tlw1

I didn't realise your sister had such a cute bum

Mccaria

Arise..... I said arise...... Bloody hell, that's another red head who won't do as he's told.

cornerblock

Do you like it? It's actually called a Prince Albert after my great great great, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my that's great!