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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    The doc said that if you want it bigger, you have to suck it 8 times a day for the next 3 years.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Come on The Queen
    Oh, I swear what he means (what he means)
    At this moment you mean everything
    You in that dress
    My thoughts I confess
    Verge on dirty
    Oh, come on The Queen
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Kate discovered that it was true when people had said to her that one day her Prince would come.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    I'll be glad when this bloke turns back into a frog, he's so demanding.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    by George you're good at this.....
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Thats good but your sister is better.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Kate: It's true when they say "like father like son".
    William: I was just thinking the same about you and your mum.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    It's ok you don't have to beg forgiveness, I forgive you for shagging Harry. Get up.
    Er Is there any chance of you and Zara getting it together while me and Mike watch?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    That's right Kate, these are the real Crown Jewels.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Grandad says granny gives better blow jobs now she can take her teeth out.
    But you are doing alright. Been practising?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
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    Enjoy this baldie - it's is the last one you'll ever get now that we're married.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Wills, is this really how one gets up the duff?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    William, are you sure this is how you knight me.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    ughahhhahhhhughhhahhhhhhh
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Arran's tactic of dressing up as bald bloke in a silly uniform finally pays dividends with the posh totty.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Arran's tactic of dressing up as bald bloke in a silly uniform finally pays dividends with the posh totty.

    :lol:

    I wish :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Your mum usually plays with my balls at the same time.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Seano's tactic of dressing up as a posh burd gets Arran into a whole heap of trouble.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Seano's tactic of dressing up as a posh burd gets Arran into a whole heap of trouble.

    :shock:

    I don't wish :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    William's privileged upbringing meant that he politely declined when his new wife offered him a tea bag.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    "Clever girl !
    So that's how mummy stayed a virgin until her wedding day"
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    pwk.jpg


    Romantic William rejects prenuptial agreement with new wife Kate, but does insist on a gagging order.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    Right Ladies, you snooze you lose.

    This one is in honour of Arran77. Winner announced Friday Eve.

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    I just realised that I posted this one Monday, 5 days is a bit too long to run this one. Winner being announced tonight instead. :D
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Kate, I am so glad I now have you to gobble me off.
    Jeeves was ok, but I don't think his heart was truly in it. He can now go back to squeezing Papa's toothpaste.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sean and his new love engage in a bit of role play.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    "Mmmmm, David."

    "What!!"

    "What, ooh, err, I mean Kate Kate!"
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Right, results are in. Thank you all for your amusing contributions, but there can only be one according to Highlander!

    In 3rd is:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Enjoy this baldie - it's is the last one you'll ever get now that we're married.

    Mccaria had some amusing entries, so he was 2nd with:
    Mccaria wrote:
    William's privileged upbringing meant that he politely declined when his new wife offered him a tea bag.

    And the winner is:
    GiantMike wrote:
    After this warm-up, Wills was looking forward to an evening in the Royal Box.
    .

    It just appealed to my immature sense of humour. Over to you GM (if you can tear yourself away from the new wife). :wink:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    AlexMac1973 wrote:

    And the winner is:
    GiantMike wrote:
    After this warm-up, Wills was looking forward to an evening in the Royal Box.
    .

    It just appealed to my immature sense of humour. Over to you GM (if you can tear yourself away from the new wife). :wink:

    He's probably been knocked off his bike now he's a communter :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    And the winner is:
    GiantMike wrote:
    After this warm-up, Wills was looking forward to an evening in the Royal Box.
    .

    It just appealed to my immature sense of humour. Over to you GM (if you can tear yourself away from the new wife). :wink:
    Fix!!!

    Oh, hang on.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Right, good luck with this one.

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    Judging will be on Sunday SOMETIME.

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