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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    After receiving no attention, San and Tray decide to spice up their lady gardens
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Dyslexic subliminal advertiser mispells witches.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Drunken food thieves fail in their attempt to hide behind a bush and mug unsuspecting customers of the local take away.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    For the fourth time that night a sausage hovered over Tracey's bush.
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    Ozzy and meatloaf drag kate bush out for a night on the toon
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Greggs hires cast members of Geordie Shore to promote the launch of their new 999 calorie Healthy Burgers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Shortage of real men in Wimbledon reaches epidemic proportions as women drag home anything with a bit of 'wood' for a good seeing to.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    The Fat Slags take a beating around the bush on a Saturday night.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Some great entries involving either sausage or bush but for me the combination of the two was a winner :wink:
    Mccaria wrote:
    For the fourth time that night a sausage hovered over Tracey's bush.

    Over to you Mccaria :)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
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    Going with a cycling theme. Judgement on Saturday evening.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    touch it and get wood for luck
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    It seemed like a laugh at the time but when he couldn't get his finger out of her arse the hilarity soon disappeared.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    after being thrashed by Lance, he tried to turn to drugs, but didn't understand how to take crack
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The roadside lube dispenser was a real hit amongst the riders.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Italian political correctness week gets off to a rocky start.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Seano gets fish fingers for lunch.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    GT's mum says hello to the boys of bike radar
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    The Crudcatcher plan to cause a mass pile up of roadies fails as only Seano takes the bait.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Seano's ex-wife goes on the hunt for a new man.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Whore de France
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    And that man is Peter Sagans dad.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    As the riders spot a random drugs test ahead they look for places to conceal their gear.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • napoleond
    napoleond Posts: 5,992
    The guy in the red, yellow and blue jersey tried to hide his arousal but the peak of his cap betrayed him.
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  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Filming for the latest Frizzease ad was cut short when the shock of being slapped on the arse by a passing cyclist had an unexpected effect on the model's hair.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Eric Boyer picks up another two points in his own King of the Pervs contest.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Ok,

    Random Man and Frizzease takes it.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Thanks Maccaria, voting Weds evening

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Curry and peanuts.
    Ideal mixture for her to pebbledash the wall.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    With an axe wound that resembled the Dartford Tunnel, the BB five aside team could see why Sean dumped his missus.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • vespario
    vespario Posts: 228
    Malvinas my Arse!

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