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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
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    WTF are they doing to me now? Why are humans so f**king stupid?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Although no longer in the limelight, Tim Henman shows us some of the things he can do with tennis balls
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Tiddles, the first mountain biking cat wasn't looking forward to his trial run in the Redneck Rampage as much as he thought he would.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Don't say a thing b*tch or I'll claw your eyes out.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    "This is what I have to do when Mikey gets on his turbo trainer. The racket he makes is incredible. Ever since that 'accident', the metalwork they put in him has got louder and louder. I wish he's buy some friggin WD40"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Proof that helmets are for pussies.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    when I said you need protection for your pussy, this isn't what I expected
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    bianchimoon heeded the warnings not to post pictures of uncovered pussies.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Team47b is training one of his cats to drive the bubble car and he has taken all the usual health and safety precautions.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    'Crudcatcher Fantasy' mag launches with a pic of pussy & lime.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    This wasn't what Sean had in mind when he said he wanted some extreme pussy action.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    " have no idea why they called me a 'limeball'

    yes I know i can't enter this one, but some cracking ones from the usual suspects :)
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Purrlease get this off of my head.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    The Wolverhampton Space Agency shows us an exclusive picture of Tiddles before the first test flight.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    What do you mean 'I look pi$$ed off'?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I've heard its rough in bottom bracket
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    'Crudcatcher Fantasy' mag launches with a pic of pussy & lime.

    this for the win
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

    That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand

    URL Pinkbike
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    bianchimoon wrote:
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    Roadie pussy dons protection before posting in the Crudcatcher.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    arran77 wrote:
    Proof that helmets are for pussies.
    And the winner this time is Arran, well done :D
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    bianchimoon wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Proof that helmets are for pussies.
    And the winner this time is Arran, well done :D

    :mrgreen: Thanks.

    Get yer teeth into this, I'll pick a winner on Wednesday evening.....

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    friend tells woman with lettuce up her backside "it's just the tip of the iceberg"
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Vegetarians in Middlesbrough forced to scavenge for food to avoid starvation.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Me, theft, no! It's a plant.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    you need to trim your bush
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Hungry, pissed and potless Sharon and Tracey decided to call it a night.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    What is it again - two birds and a bush are worth one in the hand? No, hang on..
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    random man wrote:
    What is it again - two birds and a bush are worth one in the hand? No, hang on..

    A bird in the hand is worth doing in the bush.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    San and Tray mistake a pot plant for a bloke after downing one too many Lambrinis.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Vegetarians in Middlesbrough forced to scavenge for food to avoid starvation.

    Edit: you're confused they're definately Yarm, far too posh for the boro, plus no mention of parmo's on that shop fascia! :wink:
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    bianchimoon wrote:
    [they're definitely Yarm, far too posh for the boro
    Or maybe Stokesley? Anything is too posh for the 'Boro :) . Could be Redcar? Reminds me of my teenage years...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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