The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
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    We're all going to the Zoo tomorrow, Zoo tomorrow, Zoo tomorrow
    We're all going to the Zoo tomorrow...
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    Long tall sally wins at the Miss allotment 2014,sporting a lovely 2 piece zoocchini in red
  • arran77
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    GiantMike had clearly not learned his lesson with the Russian bride fiasco when a large transsexual turned up with a small girl thrown in for good measure.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • AlexMac1973
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    Little Marie had an unfortunate disfigurement, instead of an arm she had a giant.
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  • Mccaria
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    "I'm not kidding - she had legs up to my arm pits..."
  • Mccaria
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    At 6'6 "Leggy" Linda had always been self-conscious about her height. So it was always nice to meet a girl taller than her.
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    Giant Mike struggled to tell the twins apart. They both had tits.
  • arran77
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    Portuguese police were unsure how much Maddie would have grown when they released their latest e-fit.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
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    Post op Danny Devitto and Arnie are up for a threesome
  • Akirasho
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    strawberry-shortcake-hitler_opt.jpg
  • Frank the tank
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    Just what had Dr Mengele done with the Zoo twins?
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    Bikini manufacturer demonstrates that one size fits all
  • mr_goo
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    Grete Hilter from Lower Saxony wins the regional heats of the Great Fatherland Bake-Off
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  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Just to clarify, as we seem to have been invaded by the hard-of-thinking
    THIS IS THE OFFICIAL PICTURE.
    funny-bikini-pics10.jpg
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    GiantMike wrote:
    Just to clarify, as we seem to have been invaded by the hard-of-thinking

    Thanks very much. Enjoy your weekend too.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Akirasho wrote:
    strawberry-shortcake-hitler_opt.jpg

    Err... to the un-informed. You have to win by putting in a caption and the person who won the previous caption gets to pick the winner.
    PS Is that your sister? Does she fancy a shag?
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  • cornerblock
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    funny-bikini-pics10.jpg

    Some girls are bigger than brothers.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Akirasho wrote:
    strawberry-shortcake-hitler_opt.jpg

    Err... to the un-informed. You have to win by putting in a caption and the person who won the previous caption gets to pick the winner.
    PS Is that your sister? Does she fancy a shag?

    He's American bless him :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    The threesome unusually involved a step ladder
  • Stevo_666
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    Seano's attempts with Photsoshop to prove that his new burd is actually good looking fall a little bit short of the mark.
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  • Stevo_666
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    The Bracketeers thought there was something a bit fishy about Pinno's holiday snaps.
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  • pinno
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    Short Woman: "I wish I was as tall as you"
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    Err... to the un-informed. You have to win by putting in a caption and the person who won the previous caption gets to pick the winner.
    PS Is that your sister? Does she fancy a shag?

    He's American bless him :wink:[/quote]

    Oh well, as they say, 'any hole's a goal' (It is entirely dependant on the amount of alcohol one consumes).
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  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Mccaria wrote:
    "I'm not kidding - she had legs up to my arm pits..."
    Is the feckin winner.

    Over to you, big fella.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Cheers GM

    Will only be able to post images this pm. If anyone is impatient and wants to step in they can. Otherwise I will post up something tonight.
  • Akirasho
    Akirasho Posts: 1,892
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Akirasho wrote:
    strawberry-shortcake-hitler_opt.jpg

    Err... to the un-informed. You have to win by putting in a caption and the person who won the previous caption gets to pick the winner.
    PS Is that your sister? Does she fancy a shag?

    He's American bless him :wink:


    USA USA USA!!!!! besides, the pic has a caption built in.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    OK. Here is a quick solution to the current disunity in the caption competition. Lets run with Akirasho's picture.

    Akirasho the rules from here on in are quite simple. Up until Wednesday pm, people will enter their (funny) captions to the image you have put up. Then on Wednesday pm (London time) you pick whichever caption you find the funniest. The person you chose as having submitted the funniest caption then picks a subsequent image. If this is too difficult to understand and Akirasho does not choose a winner, then on Wednesday pm I will choose a winner. At least this way we only have the one Pope......
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Here's my entry :

    At the foster home in Buenos Aires, Gerhilde was often told she looked like her father.
  • Pituophis
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    Gerhilde may have had her fathers winning smile, but she couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel .
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Hilary dressed up for her Prince Harry

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