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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    "Do you know There's sand in your fanny?"

    "You hum it, I'll play it."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    how ironic, she was covered in woman grease whilst in Greece
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Can you do those pelvic floor exercises.... I've got my head stuck - my ears are wedged.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Oh, I see you did decide to buy that femfresh after all!
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  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    I know it was just valentines, but you could have just sent a card instead.
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    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    When you're sniffing proper, we can talk but for now, I can tell you this: you need a good shower.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Seano's attempt to pull a fit burd by having a sex change op finally paid off.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    I wish you'd shaved your minge, I've got a gobful of pubes now!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Sheila completely misunderstood the concept of earmuffs.
  • vespario
    vespario Posts: 228
    The sand in your knickers, get a woman in rule, only applied to time outs so the Greeks were sadly disqualified.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    Sheila completely misunderstood the concept of being a crack-head.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Today's winner is.........
    random man wrote:
    I wish you'd shaved your minge, I've got a gobful of pubes now!

    Over to you random man (assuming that not all residents of Hucknall are techno phobs :wink: )
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Yesss! I knew it was no good posting anything smart or clever if you want to win :D

    Here we go:

    RobinSzolkowyWinterOlympicsFIgureSkatingCLJFvXqJZa_l_zps8f7d3cd0.jpg

    Judging on Wednesday evening sometime.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Pole dancing on ice
  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    despite taking a long run up.... jane still couldnt tell if it was in yet
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

    That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand

    URL Pinkbike
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,814
    Sorry, this has never happened to me before. It must be the cold.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    So that's why they call you Just In!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Seano's new woman finds out too late that likes to 'do it in public'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The new routine "pump pump squirt" left Helga thinking WTF.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Not wanting his new relationship to go the same way as his previous one, Sean tries to spice up his sex life a little.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Is it in yet love?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    The pilot for the new family show "Shagging on ice" was going well.

    P.S. I'll try and remember I've entered this one. :roll:

    That PS could actually be another caption. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    edited February 2014
    the russian nastassia, sadly misunderstood Oleg's strong Ukrainian accent when he said
    "I vant to take u up ze rink"
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Come dancing on ice took on a whole new meaning
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    New velcro pube craze sweeps the Winter Olympics.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Having broken the bed, Sean and his latest f*ck buddy have to improvise.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    OK, it's results time :D It's a shame your PS wasn't your entry Frank, you would have won :lol: As it was, you came second.

    The winner was bianchimoon with:
    bianchimoon wrote:
    the russian nastassia, sadly misunderstood Oleg's strong Ukrainian accent when he said
    "I vant to take u up ze rink"

    Well done, you win nothing but the pleasure of choosing the next losers :D
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
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    changed my mind bit more light hearted
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Tiddles owner had heard that Sean was on the prowl again so thought it best to protect her pussy.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Troy Lee launch new feline gladiator helmet range.
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    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:

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