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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    Roadie buys padded backpack in case he's attacked from behind by London Dynamo clubbies.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited April 2021
    Package for Boris Johnson labelled "Big bag of Sh-it excuses for continuing lockdown". There's another one arriving tomorrow.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,316
    elbowloh said:

    Mattfalle brings necessary stock of Mr Men plasters for planned Bottom Bracket meetup once conversation turns to politics.

    @elbowloh wins it with this entry
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,366
    kingstongraham said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Un-named Cake Stopper sneaks his sofa into the office to hide behind until the COVID crisis is over.

    What's an office?
    Maybe he meant 'orifice'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,366
    Come on Elbow, put baby down, clean up the s**t, dose the cat, yourself and wifey and gis us a pic.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,873
    Why are we waiting
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078

    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,694
    Spaffer tries a new look with dyed hairstyle. Marks out of 10?
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,646
    edited April 2021
    Cressida D!ck vows Met will do more to tackle trolling on social media.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,694
    Dave! Dave! Your date's here.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,873
    Pinno now identifies as a pig, so we should all respect this decision
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cherie Blair is thrilled with the results of her new facelift.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,646
    Nicola Sturgeon announces reopening of hairdressers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    Cost cutting results in a cheaper than usual tiara at the 2021 Miss Scotland contest.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,556
    cummings denies leaking carrie morning after photo
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited April 2021
    "I absolutely refuse to have sex with that filthy disgusting animal!!!! "
    Said the pig when a former prime minister tried to put his peni5 in her mouth.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Get a shift on
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Pig dies of old age before competition is judged.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    orraloon said:

    Dave! Dave! Your date's here.

    I'll go with this.

    Orraloon, over to you.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,694
    Babe texts Spaffer looking for a tax break.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,694
    Oops, missed that richly deserved and totally un-lobbied for award. Thanks 'loh, the bung will be in the post pronto. Just need to get my Greensill bud to divi up.

    Ok, back on topic.


  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    orraloon said:

    Oops, missed that richly deserved and totally un-lobbied for award. Thanks 'loh, the bung will be in the post pronto. Just need to get my Greensill bud to divi up.

    Ok, back on topic.


    "Dear Sir, you do not know me, but I am an Nigerian Prince with millions of dollars in a blocked Western Union account..."
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,556
    edited May 2021

    tell rishi to make sure i'm not taxed on imports, or i'll send the pictures to laura
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Boris logs onto Bike Radar only to discover the Big Girls Thread has been removed.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,646
    "I can never remember my own mobile number. Hang on, I'll just look it up on Google."
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Yes dear, I'm looking on the homebase website and I still can't find any wallpaper, can we just paint the walls instead?
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Darling, some pinno bloke wants his pineapple back. A quick wipe down should do.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,873
    Don’t worry love, I have a sure fire way to save money on the restorations that won’t cost us a penny
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,154
    Swipe left, swipe right...

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