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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Harry "Uncle Andy's sweating like a pig in that suit".
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    "Why are you two ignoring me? Is it 'coz I is Ginge?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Harry: Is that it?
    Andrew: A bit further please.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Come on Harry, do the decent thing and give me a reach round.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,287
    "No, you two are supposed to be in the foreground."
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey Uncle why don’t you come over and visit us in the States?

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,287
    "How come when he fancied his 13 year old cousin it's romantic?"
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited April 2021
    Its a close run thing as we reach the final three of this year's Annoying C.unt Of The Year competition
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Meghan announces that Prince Phillip had a small private burial 3 days ago.
    (Full disclosure I pinched this one from Twitter).
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,287
    shortfall said:

    Meghan announces that Prince Phillip had a small private burial 3 days ago.
    (Full disclosure I pinched this one from Twitter).

    From the tone of the coverage, I'm expecting him to make his return today then.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    The royals wait patiently for 'Loon to call the result.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Ah, had forgotten about. Ok, last call ladies, gents and others.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    andrew prays that they cropped out his "jim fixed it for me" badge
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Whine Of Duty
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Andrew gets worried when he sees a 'Stolen Valour' activist in the crowd.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Some good chuckle inducing entries. Pangolin takes it, just, on the line, courtesy of a photofinish and VAR.
    pangolin said:

    Andrew turns away, disgusted that his nephew has married such an old woman

  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666

    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    On his last day at work our resident forces medic raids the medicine cabinets
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    https://www.bikeradar.com/advice/buyers-guides/best-cycling-backpack/
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    What do you mean this is too big for a cabin bag Mr O'Leary?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Un-named Cake Stopper sneaks his sofa into the office to hide behind until the COVID crisis is over.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Mattfalle brings necessary stock of Mr Men plasters for planned Bottom Bracket meetup once conversation turns to politics.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    That chap from waaayy back who wanted "Just wanted to be self sufficient", finally cracks it.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Bikepacking? Yeah, I'm on it.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Deliveroo guy earns his tip when he gets a pizza order for Eamonn Holmes.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Does my dead hooker look big in this?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Dopey grows a beard for the Snow White remake.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,287
    Stevo_666 said:

    Un-named Cake Stopper sneaks his sofa into the office to hide behind until the COVID crisis is over.

    What's an office?
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited April 2021
    Deleted after a bit of reflection so you'll never know now unless you were quick.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Rapha bring out their new butty box for fat dentists
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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