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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    "Watch out, I'm going in dry"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited March 2021
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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Quick Step rider comes up at the rear.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    You shave your legs, would it kill you to go a bit further up?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    His coach told him to find an edge. But the difference between edge and rim got lost in translation.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    special stuff supplied by freeman proves effective
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    He got a good look into the guy's suitcase of courage and he did not like what he saw.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Man, when they told me that being a pro cyclist could lead to having a really sore butt I thought it was down to long hours in the saddle.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Peloton confused by new lgbt+ assos chamois creme promotion.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    No, we are not getting a tandem.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    So... has this gone on long enough? Did I win?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    GAFMO Thistle :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Kinell, completely forgot about this.

    Mr short wins for this one:
    shortfall said:

    Rider loses his place after getting a bu.m steer.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Thanks Thistle. Here's a new one to have a go at.


  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Spaffer's cabinet meeting in progress.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Cake Stop mutual woke post appreciation society holds its daily meeting.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Budget remake of 'The Human Centipede' gets panned by the film critics.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    edited March 2021
    The EU search for extra Covid vaccines leaves no stone unturned.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    New membership of Alex Salmonds party requires an unusual initiation
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    At the annual 'Piles Society' away-day, three members just wouldn't stop talking shop.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    express and mail editors exchange policy ideas with johnson
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    the brexiteer echo chamber
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Lib Dems accused of going round in circles.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    NHS supplies of PPE mean creative behaviours for facemask compliance.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Labour MP's discover a better source of new policies than their current ones.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,287
    Cabinet are set task of finding some elbows.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Isle of Man national flag recreated by the medium of dance.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    How to get a’head’ in marketing
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    Look: it's a metaphor for the Brexit thread.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Last orders. Some good ones so far, will call it some time tonight alcohol permitting.

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