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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    edited April 2021
    "Right lads, so far so good. But if we want to go into Cake Stop, we'll have to practice putting our heads up our own ar$es."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo_666 said:

    "Right lads, so far so good. But if we want to go into Cake Stop, we'll have to practice putting our heads up our own ar$es."

    You won it at the eleventh hour. Over to you Stevo
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    shortfall said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    "Right lads, so far so good. But if we want to go into Cake Stop, we'll have to practice putting our heads up our own ar$es."

    You won it at the eleventh hour. Over to you Stevo
    Oops, didn't spot this last night. Cheers - I'm on the case...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Have a go at this one...


    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cakestop Wokesters demand that Stevo is banned from the forum and sent for diversity training for his tone deaf response to recent women's protests.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    An 8: skelping
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Forum members give sticky subject a wide berth.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    shortfall said:

    Forum members give sticky subject a wide berth.

    Maybe they're worried about saying something non-PC and 'slipping up'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited April 2021
    Stevo_666 said:

    shortfall said:

    Forum members give sticky subject a wide berth.

    Maybe they're worried about saying something non-PC and 'slipping up'.
    I think locker room bants, general abuse and vulgarity are only acceptable when Boris and Nigel Farage are the subject of the caption comp and then you get it in spades. Or maybe it's just quiet because it's Easter? I know what I think.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Countdown shows why it's still a seminal show after all these years.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    You do know how Jelly Babies are made yeah?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    shortfall said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    shortfall said:

    Forum members give sticky subject a wide berth.

    Maybe they're worried about saying something non-PC and 'slipping up'.
    I think locker room bants, general abuse and vulgarity are only acceptable when Boris and Nigel Farage are the subject of the caption comp and then you get it in spades. Or maybe it's just quiet because it's Easter? I know what I think.

    So do I...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Legspin , puslike, pulsing.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Rachel’s smiling as she thinks what’s coming her way later.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    presenter laughs as napalm washes over audience of puerile misogynists
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    slowmart said:

    Legspin , puslike, pulsing.

    and skelping.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    capt_slog said:

    slowmart said:

    Legspin , puslike, pulsing.

    and skelping.
    Oi!
    orraloon said:

    An 8: skelping


  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Today's Countdown Cumnumdrum.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    orraloon said:

    capt_slog said:

    slowmart said:

    Legspin , puslike, pulsing.

    and skelping.
    Oi!
    orraloon said:

    An 8: skelping


    Beg your pardon, I missed it. :)


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Whats white, slimey and dribbles down Rachel's legs?
    Marc francois...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    I'll call this one tomorrow so last orders please...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    The spirit of richard whiteley lives on
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Careful you don’t want Stevo to wake up abruptly and spill his Horlicks
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Right you lot. Some good entries but I'm giving this one to Loon for originality:
    orraloon said:

    You do know how Jelly Babies are made yeah?

    Take it away Looney.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    Wow. Get in. Ay theng yow herr terminator.

    Ok. Decisions. In the context of today, wot wiv the BBC going balls out on stuff about some furrin immigrunt.

    Thought could borrow TLW's earlier



    But nah.

    Though staying on theme, how about



    Let's go with this. Not much meejah influence here is there so need to up the creativity peeps.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited April 2021
    Meghan, Harry and Andrew ponder Hunter Biden's offer to help improve their public image.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Princes Andrew. Harry and Duchess, there’s a car waiting to take you to the party via a tunnel but there’s loads of paparazzi so be quick...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    Andrew turns away, disgusted that his nephew has married such an old woman
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    The press are saying you're a bit thick Harry

    Nonsense Meghan, ask me a question on maths.

    Ok, what goes into thirteen twice?

    Is it Uncle Andrew?

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Due to last minute preparations, Andrew had to borrow someone else's costume for the fancy dress party.

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