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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    Stevo, the Panzerwagon ain't panzerin' no more. How can I make it up to you?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    ballysmate said:

    Mrs TLW on her way to the shops.

    😂
    Current wife has much larger assets.......
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Mrs TLW uses her T-shirt logo to district me from the car troubles
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    tlw1 said:

    ballysmate said:

    Mrs TLW on her way to the shops.

    😂
    Current wife has much larger assets.......

    Is this you taking up the gauntlet thrown down by Sean and the pics of his missus?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    ballysmate said:

    tlw1 said:

    ballysmate said:

    Mrs TLW on her way to the shops.

    😂
    Current wife has much larger assets.......

    Is this you taking up the gauntlet thrown down by Sean and the pics of his missus?
    Have we got a readers wives section?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    levelling up proceeds, soon the entire country will be in deep sh​it
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    ballysmate said:

    tlw1 said:

    ballysmate said:

    Mrs TLW on her way to the shops.

    😂
    Current wife has much larger assets.......

    Is this you taking up the gauntlet thrown down by Sean and the pics of his missus?
    We don't have any pics of her face though - for all we know she could be a BOBFOC.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    In the days before central heating we old guys had a saying concerning mantlepiece and fire.
    I'm sure you remember Stevo?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    ballysmate said:

    In the days before central heating we old guys had a saying concerning mantlepiece and fire.
    I'm sure you remember Stevo?

    True, but I'm a picky barsteward.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Siri, show me a metaphor for the fortunes of the Lib Dems.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    Last orders please - will call this one tonight.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    Right then, a short list of entries but some decent efforts. I'm giving it to Bally for his early effort combining humour, topicality and taking the wee wee out of a fellow bracketeer:
    ballysmate said:

    Mrs TLW on her way to the shops.

    Take it away foxman.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Aw bollocks.

    Hang on.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Why are we waiting
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Because he is so popular with our Cake Stop brethren

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    and may tempt some to enter.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    Boris prepares to meet a delegation of Cake Stoppers to discuss their recent constructive criticism of him.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    "Brexit - sorted. Covid - sorted. Now to do Leftyloon out of a job."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    Voters give Boris a democratic mandate to deal with tree huggers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    I will call this tree Cummings
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Boris demonstrating how to get a haircut while he's closed all the barbers.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Carrie said she wanted a neat bush....


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    the green shots of recovery didn't stand a chance
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
    I sleep all night and I work all day
    I cut down trees, I skip and jump
    I like to press wild flowers
    I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,613
    When Boris was told that he needed to put Fern Britton in her place...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    Budget remake of 'Day of the Triffids' fails to capture the public imagination.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    After emptying his bank account of £200k for decorating his flat, Boris is planning on doing the Christmas decorations himself this year.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Boris celebrates the bonfire of planning regulations by starting on his latest home development project .
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    Spaffer demonstrates the latest range of tree surgeon PPE, courtesy of a contract given to Hancock's mate's cousin.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    @haydenm reveals his new apprentice
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited May 2021
    As preparation for meeting Ed Davey and Keir Starmer at the dispatch box, before PMQs, Boris would set about another harmless lump of wood in his garden .

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