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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    "Get it right up ye, FatBoy"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Nicola demonstrates Scottish independence visually by sawing though the chains on her swing.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947


    Short fat kid mistakenly thinks she owns the playground.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    "Would you like to swing with a star?
    Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
    And be better off than you are?
    Or would you rather stay with the pig?"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Wee Jimmy enjoys the latest London-funded facilities in Jockland.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,285
    Remake of Basic Instinct being filmed on location in Scotland.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    johnson's last sight before being impaled by the will of the people
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,460
    Teresa May wore Jimmy Choo's.

    Sturgeon wears See you Jimmy's.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    I'm surprised no one has gone with a simple

    "Fandabbydosy!"
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    How to make a sex swing sexless
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    yooohhooo, Alex, forgive me and fuck me
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Diets for school children in Scotland come under scrutiny
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Sunday sport photographer wishes he had left the fish-eye lens at home.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Siri, show me a massive c*nt
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    capt_slog said:

    here you go...





    Queen Louie

    Now I'm the queen of the swingers
    Of the crazy SNP
    I've reached the top and had to stop
    And that's what botherin' me
    I wanna be like Eck, mancub
    And stroll right into town
    Force my hand up a skirt
    And do some monkeyin' around!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    edited May 2021
    She couldn't contain her joy after learning that some pervert in Cake Stop had picked her for the inexplicable thread.

    (I had to exit it because I mistyped inexcusable instead of inexplicable. But strangely, that would also apply.)
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited May 2021
    The entries seem to have stopped for this, so I'll call it...

    Stevo_666 said:

    Nicola demonstrates Scottish independence visually by sawing though the chains on her swing.


    Any of your entries would have 'swung' it, so take it away Steve.




    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    capt_slog said:

    The entries seem to have stopped for this, so I'll call it...



    Stevo_666 said:

    Nicola demonstrates Scottish independence visually by sawing though the chains on her swing.


    Any of your entries would have 'swung' it, so take it away Steve.


    Cheers Sloggo :smile: Will find something unsuitable once we've finished sorting through piles of Mrs. 666's clutter...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    Not watching the post match then? 😊
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Here you go...have a crack at this one:


    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Mrs TLW on her way to the shops.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited May 2021
    Gilly knew it was a bad idea to take her 4x4 out of it's natural environment of the school run and the supermarket car park. These things just aren't designed for the mud she sighed.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Gilly was really pleased she got out of the car when she suspected it might be a 'shart' on the way


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Frenchies, getting stuck in mud since Agincourt.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    “Fancy a dirty weekend he said”
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Hi Babe it's me. I've thought about it and actually I'm alright about having ana.I tonight.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    edited May 2021
    it was one of those days where everything just sagged
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,285
    Where's a fuckin oompa loompa when you need one?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    'Red wall' voter begins to realise what happens to you when you vote Tory.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Look Gilly, when I told you "If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead" this isn't what I had in mind.

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