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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,945
    Boris has to squint hard to see the number of people who said they'll vote Lib Dem in the Hartlepool by-election.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    sorry wrong number, i haven’t a clue who you are but would you like some Prime Ministerial c0ck?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    sugar daddy looking for sugar babe, must be discreet.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Boris ponders how the get the "Chicks With D1cks" subscription on expenses without having to declare it.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,945
    "Dear Labour and Lib Dems, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,283
    edited May 2021
    Edited because wasn't funny. Sorry.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,460
    Ahead of his campaign visit to Scotland, Boris makes sure Google translate app is installed.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    johnson tries to figure out why his new phone only receives call from fisher-price
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited May 2021
    Hey Siri, why am I crushing Starmer in the polls when I'm so sh-it?
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,460
    Oooh, Dom, it says there's a PokeStop in this beer garden.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Hi Emmanuel,
    Thanx 4 winning me a ton of xtra votes.

    Bon chance!I

    Boris x
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,613
    Must text Pinno to say 'sorry but your pineapple is slightly damaged'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,945
    "Dear 'Loon, sorry but I won. Love, Boris x"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited May 2021
    the cuh-at s-at on the mmmuu-at


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,613
    I'll miss you too Arlene. I'll miss your lovely lovely votes. xxx.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "hmm, awkward. It say's I've tested positive, but it doesn't say which test"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    Little activity now. Any more attempts to come, e.g. featuring attempted voter suppression? Faites vos jeux mesdames et messieurs, rien va plus will be called soon.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,283
    "It says here I need to roll up my sleeves and get to work. What does that second bit mean?"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Dave, so sorry for making public your texts, but (1) takes the focus off me(2) Carrie thanks you're a cunt and she made me do it but it’s your own fault really , should have used a burner phone
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    "Coopster" logs back into Cake Stop to have more fun with the wokies.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,298
    "Carrie 'dearest', what do you mean by 'Liar liar pants on fire'? My pants are asbestos lined"

    Some good chuckles there. Bottle spin gives it to the Cap'n with
    capt_slog said:

    "hmm, awkward. It say's I've tested positive, but it doesn't say which test"

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    wow, thanks!

    Only just seen this, and busy at the moment. Tomorrow.....


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,613
    "Erm, the Liberty wallpaper and get something from Habitat so that we are reminded of the proletariat. Oh and it has to be Axminster... the burgundy, yes, the burgundy..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Why are we waiting........
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,613
    tlw1 said:

    Why are we waiting........

    Yes, it's 4 mins after midnight. It is therefore officially tomorrow.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,782
    pinno said:

    tlw1 said:

    Why are we waiting........

    Yes, it's 4 mins after midnight. It is therefore officially tomorrow.
    Quite. Should change the g at the end of his name to w.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    here you go...





    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Jimmy krankie has a swing seat
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    Nicola completely fails to understand what her campaign manager meant by "winning over swing voters"
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,613
    Sturgeon: Aspiring to be the oldest swinger in town.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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