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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,499
    Boris has to squint hard to see the number of people who said they'll vote Lib Dem in the Hartlepool by-election.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,092
    sorry wrong number, i haven’t a clue who you are but would you like some Prime Ministerial c0ck?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,092
    sugar daddy looking for sugar babe, must be discreet.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,242
    Boris ponders how the get the "Chicks With D1cks" subscription on expenses without having to declare it.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,499
    "Dear Labour and Lib Dems, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 15,974
    edited 4 May
    Edited because wasn't funny. Sorry.
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 6,248
    Ahead of his campaign visit to Scotland, Boris makes sure Google translate app is installed.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,532
    johnson tries to figure out why his new phone only receives call from fisher-price
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,242
    edited 4 May
    Hey Siri, why am I crushing Starmer in the polls when I'm so sh-it?
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 6,248
    Oooh, Dom, it says there's a PokeStop in this beer garden.
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,242
    Hi Emmanuel,
    Thanx 4 winning me a ton of xtra votes.

    Bon chance!I

    Boris x
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,635
    Must text Pinno to say 'sorry but your pineapple is slightly damaged'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,499
    "Dear 'Loon, sorry but I won. Love, Boris x"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,531
    edited 7 May
    the cuh-at s-at on the mmmuu-at


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,635
    I'll miss you too Arlene. I'll miss your lovely lovely votes. xxx.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,531
    "hmm, awkward. It say's I've tested positive, but it doesn't say which test"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,286
    Little activity now. Any more attempts to come, e.g. featuring attempted voter suppression? Faites vos jeux mesdames et messieurs, rien va plus will be called soon.
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 15,974
    "It says here I need to roll up my sleeves and get to work. What does that second bit mean?"
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,092
    Dave, so sorry for making public your texts, but (1) takes the focus off me(2) Carrie thanks you're a censored and she made me do it but it’s your own fault really , should have used a burner phone
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    "Coopster" logs back into Cake Stop to have more fun with the wokies.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,286
    "Carrie 'dearest', what do you mean by 'Liar liar pants on fire'? My pants are asbestos lined"

    Some good chuckles there. Bottle spin gives it to the Cap'n with
    capt_slog said:

    "hmm, awkward. It say's I've tested positive, but it doesn't say which test"

  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,531
    wow, thanks!

    Only just seen this, and busy at the moment. Tomorrow.....


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,635
    "Erm, the Liberty wallpaper and get something from Habitat so that we are reminded of the proletariat. Oh and it has to be Axminster... the burgundy, yes, the burgundy..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 19,467
    Why are we waiting........
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,635
    tlw1 said:

    Why are we waiting........

    Yes, it's 4 mins after midnight. It is therefore officially tomorrow.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,651
    pinno said:

    tlw1 said:

    Why are we waiting........

    Yes, it's 4 mins after midnight. It is therefore officially tomorrow.
    Quite. Should change the g at the end of his name to w.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,531
    here you go...





    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 19,467
    Jimmy krankie has a swing seat
  • pangolinpangolin Posts: 3,554
    Nicola completely fails to understand what her campaign manager meant by "winning over swing voters"
    Genesis Croix de Fer
    Cube Attain
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,635
    Sturgeon: Aspiring to be the oldest swinger in town.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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