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  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Pituophis wrote:
    You'll have to tie a rope around it's ankles and pull it out Mr Herriot!

    For left-field inspiration, I am " plumping" for Pituophis.

    All yours Pituophis.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Mccaria wrote:
    Pituophis wrote:
    You'll have to tie a rope around it's ankles and pull it out Mr Herriot!

    For left-field inspiration, I am " plumping" for Pituophis.

    All yours Pituophis.
    Fix!! While I was out on my bike ride I came up with an absolute zinger that was certain to win. I thought I had until this evening to present the aforementioned zinger to the BR audience, but no, you can't wait until your own published timeframe for your judging. I woz robbed!
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Sorry GM. But it's dark out so I count that as evening. Special kudos for being out on your bike - it's been pxssing down here all day. If Pituophis doesn't respond by the am then it's all yours as I am sure your zinger would have been worth it.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Mccaria wrote:
    Sorry GM. But it's dark out so I count that as evening. Special kudos for being out on your bike - it's been pxssing down here all day. If Pituophis doesn't respond by the am then it's all yours as I am sure your zinger would have been worth it.
    Sorry about that. Re-reading that I realise I have been influenced by the tantrums of De Rein and his history of complaining when he doesn't win :wink:

    evidence of whinging here
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Why are we waiting
    Why are we waiting
    Oh why are we waiting.
    Oh why why why...

    PS mccaria - your choice of winner was shyte, no offence.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Why are we waiting
    Why are we waiting
    Oh why are we waiting.
    Oh why why why...

    PS mccaria - your choice of winner was shyte, no offence.

    I think if was offensive ;)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Well it's the morning....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Mccaria wrote:
    Pituophis wrote:
    You'll have to tie a rope around it's ankles and pull it out Mr Herriot!

    For left-field inspiration, I am " plumping" for Pituophis.

    All yours Pituophis.

    Nice one. That caption had me genuinely 'laughing out loud' and still raised a smile when it came to mind later in the evening.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    Oh no! Caught with my trousers down :shock:
    I never win nuffin me. I'm totally unprepared :cry:
    If someone wants to jump in I will find a picture and try and win one in the future. The shame.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pituophis wrote:
    Oh no! Caught with my trousers down :shock:
    I never win nuffin me. I'm totally unprepared :cry:
    If someone wants to jump in I will find a picture and try and win one in the future. The shame.

    Getting caught with your trousers down round here is never good :shock:

    In the absence of your piccy, as the most prolific winner of this (apart from Stevo maybe) I'll post this up :P

    Winner picked on Sunday night.

    image.jpg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Once ITunes had catastrophically collapsed, Little Mix had to resort to desperate measures.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Giant Mike's new missus is the one in the middle.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Why are we waiting
    Why are we waiting
    Oh why are we waiting.
    Oh why why why...

    PS mccaria - your choice of winner was shyte, no offence.

    No worries P, no offence taken. Everyone's sense of humour is different, as I had to remind myself when reading your entries.

    I just feel sorry for GM, missed out with his zinger last night and then Arran sharked in with a piccy this morning when Pituophis fluffed his big moment. Guess GM was busy out riding his bike again.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    Pituophis wrote:
    Oh no! Caught with my trousers down :shock:
    I never win nuffin me. I'm totally unprepared :cry:
    If someone wants to jump in I will find a picture and try and win one in the future. The shame.

    Getting caught with your trousers down round here is never good :shock:

    In the absence of your piccy, as the most prolific winner of this (apart from Stevo maybe) I'll post this up :P

    Winner picked on Sunday night.

    image.jpg
    How many pics of Eastern European women in the snow have you actually got!?? :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Helena Bonham Carter's Albanian cousins were seriously pissed when she lost the Levis sponsorship.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Pituophis wrote:
    Oh no! Caught with my trousers down :shock:
    I never win nuffin me. I'm totally unprepared :cry:
    If someone wants to jump in I will find a picture and try and win one in the future. The shame.

    Getting caught with your trousers down round here is never good :shock:

    In the absence of your piccy, as the most prolific winner of this (apart from Stevo maybe) I'll post this up :P

    Winner picked on Sunday night.

    image.jpg
    How many pics of Eastern European women in the snow have you actually got!?? :lol:

    Plenty, I find it the safest option these days, it seems that there's a crack down on most other types of pictures that people hoard :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Maddie McCann had grown considerably since her last photograph.


    (Sorry to those who are easily offended)
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    Little Suzy's work experience wasn't turning out quite how she expected.

    Pina, thanks for the thumbs up on my masterful performance last time :wink:
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Ten minutes after the "Drive-by-Dry-Cleaner" man had left with their clothes, the ladies were beginning to smell a rat.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Simon_Rhino
    Simon_Rhino Posts: 66
    Igor the Pimp could console himself that one of his girls had followed his 'fur coat and no knickers' dress code
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Marcia's latest idea of balancing a snowball gave her a cool head when the going got hot.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Arran's cunning plan to introduce more birds to BB got off to an inauspicious start.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Bottomless drink night at nandos causes confusion amongst Bulgarian girls.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    GiantMike's choice of swaps for his Russian bride wasn't very encouraging.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Seano's crack whores consider going on strike for a better clothing allowance.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    image.jpg

    The ladies favourite time of the year was Christmas day, when Aggie would allow them out of the cellar for 5 minutes.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Only a fool cannot see the wonderful jeans from the west the "ladies" are modelling.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Ag2R winter tights prove to be fashion hit on streets of Sochi.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    The girls waited eagerly for the doors to open at the Stranraer midsummer debutantes' ball.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    The girls were at first sceptical about Arran's offer to warm them up with a nice spit roast.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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