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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Yes it's true, I only come once a year, which is once more than Joe Biden can manage these days.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited November 2020
    And so what I say to kids is that it's important to remember that a puppy isn't just for Christmas, you can have it in a curry on Boxing Day too.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,618
    slowmart said:

    ...of advanced years...

    What? Stevo, Oxo, WS, VN, Bally* are older than me.
    And they are only the one's I know of.

    *He's ancient.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Sorry, you can have a new bike or a Scalextric, but even I can't make you white.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    pinno said:

    slowmart said:

    ...of advanced years...

    What? Stevo, Oxo, WS, VN, Bally* are older than me.
    And they are only the one's I know of.

    *He's ancient.

    Don't forget wise.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,618
    It was a toy truncheon in my pocket, honest.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    I've had loads of letters from Cake Stoppers asking to join the EU for Xmas.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    You gotta help me, Santa. I've been 'cancelled' by all my friends.
    All I did was hum "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas"
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited November 2020
    Santa quickly wiped the smile off Michelle's face when he told her that Barrack had put "Chicks With Dicks DVD" on his Christmas list.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Sainsbury's remake their Christmas advert after backlash
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Whoops, nearly forgot about this - will call it tomorrow so last orders please...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    What do you mean Santa? Nobody's asked for Barak's book for Xmas?
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    edited November 2020
    Archive picture emerges of Michelle Obama showing deluded old fat guy around White House.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    This was a close run comp, but Finbarr Shortfall edges it with this one:
    shortfall said:

    Honestly, there was no need to use the chimney, you could've come in my back door.

    All yours SF.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers Stevo back in a bit
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Why are we still waiting?
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited November 2020
    Ok fresh from winning title number seven here's Lewis.

  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    shortfall said:

    Ok fresh from winning title number seven here's Lewis.

    Mercedes pit crew miss the fuel stop, leaving Lewis at the back.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Just take a seat, they're always free
    No surprise, no mystery
    In this theatre I call my soul
    I always play the starring role
    So lonely, so lonely...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Lewis wished he had gone outside to fart
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Lewis waits for Ron and Fernando to show up at clear-the-air talks.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Lewis throws a party for all the white folks he thinks matter.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,618
    Step83 cunningly uses his IT skills to divert memo's.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hamilton rues Rashfords successful communication strategy during his latest press conference.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,782
    Vroom vroom, neeoow, screech, capow!..... nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    This has fallen down the page. I'll call it this evening.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    First.Aspect said:

    Lewis waits for Ron and Fernando to show up at clear-the-air talks.

    Winner.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    shortfall said:

    First.Aspect said:

    Lewis waits for Ron and Fernando to show up at clear-the-air talks.

    Winner.
    Bugger.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Jeremy Corbyn down to his hard-core supporters.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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