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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    Something non politicial for a change. Have a crack at this.


    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,504
    just one more wafer-thin herring
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,219
    Mike gets Donald ready for his next public appearance.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,219
    edited October 2020
    Disturbing photo emerged from post lockdown yoga class
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,576
    Trump's latest swab come back negative.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,504
    damn foreigners eating all our fish
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Did you have sex this morning? Your fingers stink of fish.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,674
    Disney Plus subscribers not thrilled with the new straight to TV Jabba the Hutt's origin film.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    ballysmate said:

    Did you have sex this morning? Your fingers stink of fish.

    Welcome back Bally.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,322
    Niggly Farridge trains Brexit supporter. Fish! Fish!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Your lucky, if you were a school kid on free meals you’d be going hungry
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited October 2020
    I’m feeding you more food in a day than a classroom of kids will receive from this Tory government in half term week.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Sorry Wally the Walrus this is your last fish because we have to feed kids who parents spend their money on Carling.
    People want someone else to feed their kids as well as look after them for free. Got to the stage where people can't be arsed to conceive their kids themselves.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,219
    Very small man gets job as sea lion keeper at zoo.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    Nearly forgot about this - will call it tonight, so get your last minute bits of wittyness in.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,070
    Whoops forgot to call it last night. Some good entries; for originality this one goes to pangolin for:
    pangolin said:

    Disney Plus subscribers not thrilled with the new straight to TV Jabba the Hutt's origin film.

    Take it away, small scaly mammal.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    I wuz robbed. I demand a recount.
    Ooops, that's tomorrow isn't it?
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,674
    What an honour!


    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,672
    Here we see the filming of the sequel: A bridge too far 2.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I always wanted to fuck you from behind whilst you are on the edge of a sheer drop.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Not everyone should take up woodwork as a hobby during lockdown
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Young Torys were spotted leaving with saws in hand after Boris asked for ways of cutting child benefit payments
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,219
    Let it go, let it gooooo
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,576
    Due to restricted TV production during lockdown, BBC2 will be showing re runs of 'Its a Knock Out' this winter.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,674
    slowmart said:

    Not everyone should take up woodwork as a hobby during lockdown

    This has gone quiet. @slowmart gets it for this effort.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,322
    Erm, what has happened to this thread? Posts gone missing...
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    A digital form of covid?

    I’ll find another image .........
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,322
    Did you get 'moderated'? Is there such a thing on BR?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Looks like it but no PM.

    Anyways here’s another image


    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    It's ok, I am still wearing my mask

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