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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Erm - where are your hands?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited November 2020
    Nothing new, Boris the bell-end surrounded by talking bollocks.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Woke remake of the X-Men falls a little flat.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Kevin Spacey’s new role at the old Vic goes uncredited.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Boris's attempt to emulate Trump's image fails.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Knightmares on Elmo Street.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    The unveiling of Coopster reveals that he is actually a real, live muppet.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited November 2020
    Whilst the world mourned Maradona's demise, Peter Shilton in disguise and a few mates braved lockdown to celebrate that no one cheats death.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    Ahem. Shouldn't time be called on this one?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Some of us have jobs you know...
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    First.Aspect said:

    Some of us have jobs you know...

    and your job is the caption compo :smiley:
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    slowmart said:

    Kevin Spacey’s new role at the old Vic goes uncredited.

    Honourable mention to elbowloh, but slowmart, you are this week's winner. Or, depending on how patient people are, today's winner.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers FA


    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Coopster is younger and better looking than I imagined.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    TW@T
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    qanon fanboy shortly before his death from covid
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    "Officer, what I meant to write was 'Wolves will get into the Champions League', but I couldnt bring myself to write anything that implausible."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "My goodness sonny, for a moron your spelling is pretty good."
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    To avoid getting three points on his licence for speeding, he opted for 120 hours of community humiliation.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    "Buy Ho-ax garden tool* at Pinno's pop up shop", is what my new employee meant to say.

    ****Hurry while stocks last****
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    First.Aspect said:

    Coopster is younger and better looking than I imagined.

    This one as it actually made me laugh out loud


    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    george useless models the party's new 2021 ensemble
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Cake Stop liberals line up to explain their COVID lock down proposals.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Coopster goes too far on "take your kids to work day"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    edited December 2020
    Prince Harry falls on hard times in the States and starts reusing some of his old party outfits.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    A happy snap from the Royal album titled, Edward VIII & a young Charles and Anne in Paris 1966
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Former BR mods reunion doesn't get many takers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Gary Glitter before the days of glam rock.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Corporal Dave Cameron spotted heading to the local Tory meeting
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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