The return of...Caption Competition

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,950
    "Laura, how long is it since this latest caption comp started?"

    ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Stevo_666 said:

    "Laura, how long is it since this latest caption comp started?"

    ;)

    Winner chosen sometime tomorrow.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Winna winna chicken dinna:
    thistle_(mbnw) said:

    Do you remember? You used to be the prime minister? Do you remember that luv?

    Over to you @thistle_(mbnw)


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Bear with me...
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218

    Tour de Trump
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited October 2020
    It has the strangest swooping lines and the appearance of being so light that the merest puff of wind could blow it away, but enough about Donny's hairstyle, what a shi.t looking bike that is.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    no way he'll reach the levers with those tiny little hands
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stop laughing, I’m going to lie, grab women by their pussies, get invited to parties thrown by peado’s and child sex traffickers, insult gold star parents, ignore reality and say black is white and they’ll still elect me as President of the United States.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey if your dad was more successful he wouldn’t have bought you a shitty bike for your birthday, he would have given you $400 million, just like my dad.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Grab 'em by the huffy, you can do anything.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Does this come in orange?
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    I learnt how to back pedal on this.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    If you think these frame tubes are bent you ain't seen my tax returns.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    "Those nice German people make beautiful bikes".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,950
    Donald flouts EU rules by producing a bike with an abnormal curvature on its top tube.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    They said I tested positive. Fake news.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Thank you to my friend Jeffrey Epstein for sponsoring the girls junior high cycle team, hold on let me sniff the saddle.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    shortfall said:

    If you think these frame tubes are bent you ain't seen my tax returns.

    Congratulations @shortfall , the Russians/Chinese decided that youre winning the election and your job in office is to pick a new picture.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Back in a bit when I've found a pic.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Let's see what you make of this crowd surfing Democrat at a MAGA rally.





  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pass this idiot to the blokes in white kit and the rope.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    One of the few remaining uncle toms is spotted and heralded by the Republicans
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    edited October 2020
    Are you guys sure this is the ACP?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    trump overdoes the fake tan
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,950
    Shortly after the photo was taken, Robert's smile evaporated when he realised that he had only been invited along because the Trump fans had run out of food for their pet 'gators.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    This doesn't seem to have generated much interest so last orders and I'll call it tonight.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Statue removed by angry mob
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    last minute rush for caption compo
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo_666 said:

    Shortly after the photo was taken, Robert's smile evaporated when he realised that he had only been invited along because the Trump fans had run out of food for their pet 'gators.

    Stevo gets the nod out of a very thin field. I was going to give it to you Darkhairedlord for your Sheriff quip but you deleted it.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,950
    shortfall said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Shortly after the photo was taken, Robert's smile evaporated when he realised that he had only been invited along because the Trump fans had run out of food for their pet 'gators.

    Stevo gets the nod out of a very thin field. I was going to give it to you Darkhairedlord for your Sheriff quip but you deleted it.
    Cheers SF. I'll be back shortly with something (un)suitable.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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