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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    EU negotiators turn up for the final push to a trade deal.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Surely there are more Nazi jokes out there? Has been a staple of British comedy for generations.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    daily mail readers choose uk's new police uniform
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    after over 80 years, nazis prepare to celebrate taking back control
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Laurence Fox a la mode
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Another Walter Mitty exposed on Remembrance Sunday
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    I'll call this later on. Last orders please.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    You’re a fucking embarrassment Dad, I’m 9 and even I think you shouldn’t turn up looking like at my mates batmizvah fancy dress party.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Stevo_666 said:

    EU negotiators turn up for the final push to a trade deal.

    Congratulations. I spat my coffee over the keyboard at this one.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    First.Aspect said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    EU negotiators turn up for the final push to a trade deal.

    Congratulations. I spat my coffee over the keyboard at this one.
    Why thank you FA :) I'd better nip off and find something...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Have a crack at this - results sometime:


    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    edited December 2020
    Dog: I hope he doesn't get a b0ner from doing this.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Yes I brought the dog but I still think I'm missing something.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I hope thats a karabiner in my back.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Post covid reveals disturbing behaviour between singles and their pets.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Vulpine windstopper clothing.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ryanair’s latest drive to cut costs by avoiding landing fees.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    did someone say 99 woofballons?
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Don't know about him, but I'm bloody terrierfied
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    cummings prepares to s​hit over the uk
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    And this definitely a dfs advert and you will cut the sofa into the green screen later?
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Failed Nazi genetic research into producing the ultimate Aryan offspring results in severely deformed children.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Alien VIII - in mid air, no one can hear you scream.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    edited December 2020
    This one has faded faster than Arsenal's prospects for the season so I'll call it now. Slowmart gets it for a suitably smutty effort
    slowmart said:

    I hope thats a karabiner in my back.

    All yours for the Christmas caption comp Slowie.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516


    Cheers Stevo, best not mention the 3 points Wolves took from Chelski, ooopps looks like I have ;-)

    Usual rules...


    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    slowmart said:



    Cheers Stevo, best not mention the 3 points Wolves took from Chelski, ooopps looks like I have ;-)

    Usual rules...


    Santa Claus is Covid to town...
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    Pinno's pop up shop chains PR woman checks the Santa's before setting out on their contemporary electric sleighs.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Blxxdy Elf 'n' safety busybodies.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    Global recession due to C19 forces Santa into sub contracting and job sharing.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Cargobike's OH checks out his team ahead of the very soon, very busy Evening.

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