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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Due to budget cuts, the Christmas Star trek special skimps on props used as phasers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    The troops called in to roll out mass testing in schools are asked to dress down to avoid scaring the children.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Disappointed gift receiver demonstrates to Santa just how poor her new Dyson hair dryer really is.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    elbowloh said:

    slowmart said:



    Cheers Stevo, best not mention the 3 points Wolves took from Chelski, ooopps looks like I have ;-)

    Usual rules...


    Santa Claus is Covid to town...
    Over to elbowdude

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078

    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    elbowloh said:


    The covid safe way to get sh!tfaced this New Year.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    L'Oreal test their new all over mud pack.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "I wish I could fly
    Way up to the sky
    But I can't"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Brexit supporters celebrate the bright new future.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Jurgen Klinsman Football Academy
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    In a bizarre turn of events, the Italian FA get involved with training Asian armed forces.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Defence cuts mean a new approach to parachute training.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    I'm gonna call this now and go with First Aspects

    "Jurgen Klinsman Football Academy"
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    New at Glastonbury, the National Ballet perform Miss Saigon.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Remain voters forced to make good on their promise to dive into a river of their own sh.it if Boris gets a free trade deal with the EU.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    elbowloh said:

    I'm gonna call this now and go with First Aspects

    "Jurgen Klinsman Football Academy"

    @First.Aspect
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    thistle_ said:

    elbowloh said:

    I'm gonna call this now and go with First Aspects

    "Jurgen Klinsman Football Academy"

    @First.Aspect
    Is this official then?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    get a move on :smiley:
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Now I am warning you lot to behave yourselves...
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    edited December 2020
    ...
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Pass
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    elbowloh said:

    Pass

    I'm really struggling here.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    edited December 2020


  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    seeing those shorts, santa found he had an extra horn to give little boris
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Dave Lee Travis can't get back on the BBC so finds a fill in job.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    After a short search, the missing Cargobike is found safe and well delivering presents to kids.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    You play that sax really well young man.
    Not as well as I play the pink oboe santa.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Blow your saxophone for now son and later Santa will give you something sweeter to blow.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    I bet you 20 bucks this pic will be in a Caption Competition sometime, somewhere.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Better at replying than setting these things I guess. I will call this one later.

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