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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Guess what happens next?
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    Local police force showered with praise for their conduct.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    protestor proactively extinguishes policeman before throwing molotov
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    That aIn't no truncheon sonny. THIS is a truncheon.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Its a mono-cock.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Entire police force shielding from previous night's Corona
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947


    Protester soon finds out that Pepper spray doesn't half sting.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Niggly Farridge's self promotion stunts are getting a bit pathetic.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,782
    Bottom Bracket elderly amazed by height of stream
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    All was fine until he got 'over enthusiastic' with the shaking.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Rachel McKinnon continues to challenge the societal status quo.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Arch remainer trying to stop Brexit discovers that they're just p1ssing in the wind.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    brexter makes last stand against eu border guards
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    trump makes last stand as he's evicted from whitehouse
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Sungod gets caught short on the way home after looting bottles of Haut-Brion from empty Central London offices and necking them.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,618
    "You are banned from Threshers Stevo and what you're doing is not going to help".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,618
    A bit of quick thinking meant that now French, Irish, English, Welsh and now Polish prisons have been frequented by Seantheconn.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,618
    Harry tried and failed to pi$$ over this high wall.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    putin releases the trump urination tapes
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Confucius say, 'Man with willy out who walk towards police armed with batons and riot shields, going to Bangkok'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    I dont care who won, I'm leaving the White House.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Look lads, Sean's back.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    A fifty year old Pinno regrets not going to Specsavers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo_666 said:

    A fifty year old Pinno regrets not going to Specsavers.

    Some excellent entires but the Chelski fanboy nudges it with this effort which appropriately insults a fellow forum member of advanced years whilst making me laugh the most.

    Over to commuting tax magician.

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Cheers Slowie, I'll get onto it shortly.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Right you lot, get your witty sticks out and have a go at this:



    Results sometime...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited November 2020
    Honestly, there was no need to use the chimney, you could've come in my back door.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Please let me empty those bulging sacks Santa
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Santa, anyone but trump for Christmas would be a great present.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "You're kidding me right?"

    "Nah, Santa don't deliver no presents to no black people."

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