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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "Does my bum look big in this?"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,948
    Wolves fans hope that wearing daring outfits will distract from their team's recent performance.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    pinno said:

    The menopause wasn't very kind to Belinda Carlisle.

    Well it's dried up and so it goes back to Pinno for this one 👍
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,948
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    he posted some nonsense about working
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Send @pinno a reminder.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,948
    sungod said:

    he posted some nonsense about working

    Doesn't sound plausible.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    I messaged him, or started a conversation or whatever it is on the new site. @pinno gerrafuckingmoveon
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    @pinno must be working hard today.
    Either that or he's out trying to take the perfect selfie for the caption comp.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pinno is probably slipping Nicola Braveheart a length of African timber.

    If he is he will probably be finished in a less than a minute..
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,948
    slowmart said:

    Pinno is probably slipping Nicola Braveheart a length of African timber.

    If he is he will probably be finished in a less than a minute..

    Given it's WJK he'll never finish (or not get started) which is probably why he hasn't posted anything yet.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    slowmart said:

    Pinno is probably slipping Nicola Braveheart a length of African timber.

    If he is he will probably be finished in a less than a minute..

    A whole minute?!

    Back soon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Cheers Slowie.

    Winner when it fizzles out.


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris’s mind began to wander as he imagined Laura’s stocking clad legs and Union Jack knickers
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Do you remember? You used to be the prime minister? Do you remember that luv?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "Look. I've supported you. I've made excuses for you. I've lied for you more than once. I even let you fxxx me once, which was a night to forget. But we are through. That's it, we are done. You're not listening to me, are you? What the hell are you looking at?"

    "Fwaw. There's some totty over there."
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    I've had me nails done and everything.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Laura spoke so far out of the corner of her mouth that Boris was unsure where the sound was coming from.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Have you heard the Westminster rumour that the Parliamentary party are letting you keep the Prime Ministerial seat warm for Sunak?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    questioned about his latest drubbing at pmq's, the prime minister realises he's wet himself, again
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    "I see dead people..."

    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,948
    "I'm depressed - an 80 seat majority and still those bloody lefties won't STFU..."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,948
    "The EU? I say we take off and nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Laura is completely fooled by one of the new Spitting Image puppets.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Care home only allows residents to see visitors outside.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris can you tell me, where's Dave?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Laura's inane wittering was overtaken by Boris's thoughts of a foursome with Priti, (I take it up the arse) Patel, Liz ( sucks a golf ball through a hosepipe) Truss and Laura (strap on)Kuenssberg
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    slowmart said:

    Laura's inane wittering was overtaken by Boris's thoughts of a foursome with Priti, (I take it up the censored ) Patel, Liz ( sucks a golf ball through a hosepipe) Truss and Laura (strap on)Kuenssberg

    Right that's me off for a w@nk then 😀
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited October 2020
    Boris
    Laura, I can tell you this, I’m on tele later addressing the nation as we face an unprecedented national emergency, the very thought gives me a massive prime ministerial erection, I mean it’s stonking, do you want to meet up later and relieve this ministerial pressure for the good of the nation?

    Laura
    Fuck off Boris

    Boris
    Please ?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    prime minister, what's your response to critics who accuse you of being a raddled, befuddled, windbag?

    <<<sigh>>>
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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