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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    pinno said:

    "...and to think i've actively discouraged the use of contraception."

    I hereby hand you the poison chalice of winning the caption competition, Pinno.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    First.Aspect said:

    pinno said:

    "...and to think i've actively discouraged the use of contraception."

    I hereby hand you the poison chalice of winning the caption competition, Pinno.
    Oh bollox, I mean thanks, that's great.

    Winner when it fizzles out:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    johnson insists that he's still operating the levers of power
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Scottish government advises the vulnerable to totally self isolate.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited September 2020
    "So I'm on the phone to my Mum speaking in Dutch and this bloke takes exception. So I threatend to put my first in his face if he didn't like it and now here I am".
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    MileMuncher pushed it once too often and Imposter took him up on his offer to settle their forum differences in the real world.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    The winner of the 'new covid mask for Cake Stoppers' design competition is announced.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Richard regrets farting while in his full body paster cast.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    nurse duckett prepares to swap cummings' bottles over
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited September 2020
    Piers Morgan was disappointed by the public's reaction at his latest book signing and Police are asking for help identifying 3 million suspects in the hunt for his assailant.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Found the missing UK Prime Minister
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Trump's latest Covid cure results in a sceptical medical reaction while his supporters cause a rush on plaster of paris
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Panic buy bogroll people, panic buy bogroll.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Jezza still recovering from the kicking he got in the GE.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited September 2020
    As pubs entered their strictest ever covid health measures, Bill regretted ordering so much vodka as a chaser for his pint of IPA


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited September 2020
    "What happened to you?"

    " I was taking part in a peaceful protest against covid laws and the Met Police took exception".
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    medical students teach security guard what a real lockdown feels like
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    I thought I'd found a way to get out of the supermarket with more than 4 rolls of toilet paper....


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    edited September 2020
    capt_slog said:

    I thought I'd found a way to get out of the supermarket with more than 4 rolls of toilet paper....

    I liked that Capt Slog but Shortfall wins it with this:
    shortfall said:

    Piers Morgan was disappointed by the public's reaction at his latest book signing and Police are asking for help identifying 3 million suspects in the hunt for his assailant.

    Take it away Shorty...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited September 2020
    Thanks Pinno 👍



  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    rees-mogg's new look fails to restore confidence in government policy
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    Katie Price spotted without face mask on pubic transport.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Milemuncher tries once more to up his GPS mileage.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    The Woke remake of 'Cool Hand Luke' fails to break box office records.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    oi cunt where's your face mask
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Now where did I put my purse?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Castelli introduce new bib short design
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    It's remarkable how he became pregnant.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    George checks the app for his test results
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    The menopause wasn't very kind to Belinda Carlisle.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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