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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited September 2020
    Alex's cum bubbles are still floating around his old office waiting to kiss the unwary, unwilling and the plain thick ones
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Nicola prepares to take another facial from Salmond
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    As hard as she tried, Nicola just couldn't get the hang of snowballing.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Christ Nic, you’ve always got your gob open except when I want to cum in your mouth
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    nicola excites her fans in bb
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    edited September 2020
    sungod said:

    nicola excites her fans in bb

    Indeed.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    pinno said:

    sungod said:

    nicola excites her fans in bb

    Indeed.
    Calling @orraloon to the thread...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Burp, excuse me
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Viewers felt that the Krankies' latest attempts at humour had fallen a little flat.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "So tell us Nicola, what do you say to all the little Ingelaander fanbois who keep trolling you on the internet?"

    ......

    "Thank you Nicola."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Nicola blows a sloppy kiss to little Scotlander fanbois who came running to her rescue.

    ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    First.Aspect said:

    In light of which...

    "Alex if you don't drop this court case I'm bringing out the Vac U Lock and this time I'm not using soap."

    It was between Stevo and Slowmart until I googled what a vac u lock is and then I changed my mind. For the uninitiated it's a strap on. We can only guess at how First Aspect arrived at the detailed branding knowledge of such an obscure and specialist marital aid 😄
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    i thought it was one of those things people who can't finish the bottle* use to keep wine for another day

    * never have that problem
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    I used a "private browsing" window to conduct my research. I'll have a look for debauched images to use for this week's competition, shortly.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    edited September 2020
    Hopefully this hasn't already been used...

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited September 2020
    Right you lot bend over as you’ve all sinned and I’m going to fUc each of you with a giant vac u lock crucifix
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey where’s your MAGA hat popey?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    following the arrival of corruption, greed and idiocy, pope francis awaits the fourth horseman
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    "That tw@t turned up in white"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "I may not be perfect but at least my staff don't fiddle with kids."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "Before the ceremony starts, can you put your white pointy hood on?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey Popey did you see i gave my daughter a pearl necklace, do you want to give my wife and daughter a pearl necklace? I hear lots of your boys get pearl necklaces....i give the greatest pearl necklaces, ask Stormy...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Which is the odd one out?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    "Donald, we're not fascists like you. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do, whereas priests - oh, hang on..."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Beam me up Scotty
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Jesus give me strength, he brings his two females, but leaves the 14 year old boy virgin at home
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for your women? Sell them to me, sell me your children."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    "...and to think i've actively discouraged the use of contraception."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Pontiff can you tell me why we've been stood here for 8 days now?
    Because Mr President, the caption competition has yet to be judged.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,465
    shortfall said:

    Pontiff can you tell me why we've been stood here for 8 days now?
    Because Mr President, the caption competition has yet to be judged.

    Its not my fault that you lot can't come up with some better captions. How much more of an open goal do you need than the world's two most corrupt institutions?

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